MIKE CONLEY IS GOOD AT DRIBBLING
09.27.07Grizzlies rookie Mike Conley Jr (who I guess is now going by Michael Conley?) posted this video on his Yardbarker blog, and if you think I'm going to stoop to make some stupid joke about how good he is at handling two balls, then thank you, because you must read this site every day. Testicles are often called "balls"! Tee hee hee!
Of course, Mike Conley played with Greg Oden at Ohio State, and I just want to say to all the Buckeye fans that I really enjoyed watching them play together. That's because my frontal lobe is developed sufficiently enough for me to differentiate between the team playing and the people supporting it. But I don't expect everyone to understand that.
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Heh heh…frontal lobe.
That's a sick handle(Oops, almost a serious comment!)Greg Oden's quite the dribbler as well – that's why his grandchildren make sure he wears a bib when they go out to dinner.
Probably handles those balls better than most OSU co-eds
Lance Armstrong is Jealous of Mike Conley.
Hey Devang and all you other Buckeye haters…OSU co-eds are the best at handling balls and <some street in Columbus> is party central and <Tressel, Woody> is God and Buckeye Nation something and you guys just don't know and everything and wait til the Red and <pewter? gray?> come to your stupid college and drink you under the table and dominate your sports team cuz we rule!
MY frontal lobe can differentiate between frozen yogurt and Toffutti.
Top THAT, evolution.
Excuse me, I went to a Buckeye game last year and the tailgating was some of the weakest shit I've ever had to endure. Fucking Lame. Columbus is rape city too, which is why I was there to begin with, but football players are supposed to not rape, instead paying for their poon in Columbus.
I kept expecting Eddie Van Halen to come in with the guitar intro for Hot For Teacher
"Michael Conley"? Is this anything like "Charles Sheen"?
Side note – I'm getting such a kick out of this OSU stuff. Please continue it; it makes me chuckle and it's fun to see my co-workers stare at me and wonder what the hell I'm laughing at.
More annoying: Fans who take it as a personal attack when you go after their favorite team or Lazytown?
That skill might have helped him in college but if he wants to succeed in the NBA he's going to have to work on his traveling.
@HHY – That's like picking a favorite PoonBlog only the horrible terrible opposite
Hardaway:
Who says they're mutually exclusive?
Something tells me that cats from L-Town all went to OSU. What other "school" would accept someone like that?
Lazytown.
"And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night."
pistol pete can do this in his grave.
Infaltable Ben Wallace is powerless against him.
Congratulations, Mike.
As a reward, you're playing in Memphis.
(I only know that because of the tag, and I know that Memphis sucks in the NBA)
Of course, Mike Conley played with Greg Oden at Ohio State
Care to elaborate?
That was way more impressive before I saw the girl doing the same thing at then end.
Yeah he has Globetrotter written all over him.
The Grizzlies could play with two balls and they will still finish in the lottery. NBA talk…fuck yeah.