The broadcast team of Itchy & Scratchy and POOCHIE Mike and Mike and Mike did a great job last night. Monday Night Football: come for the fantasy impact, but stay for the old man sweaty ball-hustling. Thanks, ESPN!
(…and thanks to reader/Nobel Laureate Brammer for the screencap. And for the cold sweat of 7 hours of nightmares.)
Update: Just saw that Deadspin had this on the live-blog last night. That little slut Brammer must get around.
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I thought he was a football player, not a baseball player.
Ditka looks like he's fumbling a wiffle ball bat down there. Jesus H, is that thing real?
Damn Crabs….
That's amazing. Mike agrees.
Greenberg would life to sniff that jock
"This is my rifle, this is my gun…."
"Yep. The Levitra is still working."
Da Balls
Ditka is a Kung Fu Hippie from Gangsta City
Who would win in a fight, Jock Rot or Ditka?
Ditka….polish sausage…jock rot….ditka….sausage
I have to say, that booth was horrible last night. Ditka was talking over Golic every time he tried making a point. Not that I was on the edge of my seat waiting for Golic to talk, but still.
Greenberg's trying not to look at it so hard, but cant help it…it's like an eclipse
Dickta
I think Ditka and Paul Maguire are the same person. "Watch this right here, watch this"
Golic's actually not terrible.
Dicktuck
Ruff, Ruff. I'm Ditka, the rockin' cockscratcher.
I don't mind Golic and Greenberg but why Ditka? Ditka is terrible with play by play.
I think Dicka is banging it on the table to make his hard on go away.
I'd rather be touching myself than listening to those other two assholes too.
FUMBLE!
Greenberg needs a haircut, jeez.. look at that mop.