KEVIN EVERETT IS ON TV. KINDA.
09.28.07Bills tight end Kevin Everett went from near-death paralysis to successful surgery to voluntary movement in his arms to… flailing around in a wheelchair? What's next, is he gonna fly out of the hospital?
Live news fuck-ups are my favorite fuck-ups.
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He could Brian Moorman as the Punter.
Yeah, roll the tape of the black guy.
I remeber when the local news ran a story about OJ and they accidently ran footage of a pornstar's gaping asshole instead. No one really could tell the difference.
Couldn't find Billy Ray Valentine recovering from parapalegisis.
I have nothing funny to add but I just want to point out that I LOL'ed so hard, my legs and arms started flailing and I fell off my chair.
"What are you doing in Court today, sir?"
"Just kickin' it."
The Bills make me want to SHOUT!
All wheelchaired people look alike.
Who wins this fight? Everett vs. Armless heart attack enducer?
Christopher Reeve is not impressed.
Because he’s dead, see?
don't you mean "roll the stock tape of the handicapped black guy" Tim?
White people flail in a wheelchair like "this", black people flail in a wheelchair like "this".
That Fox live spot with the woman stomping grapes "I Love Lucy" style that diggers and wails like a banshee, I think, to the "Morning Latte" horror of the studio guests, is now in the "Local Live Darwinism 101" class at Columbia.
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I think they used this same clip to tell the previous story about football, teenage love, and the great state of Utah.
That would of been awesome if that actually was Kevin Everett.
I Was like damn…dude got fat over those two weeks.
Damn, that fool must have stolen Kevin's bike.
No, WWSM, this was the clip they used for the reenactment of the OJ/Hotel incident.
It's a miracle. To be fair, i wouldn't recognize Kevin Everett if i sat on him.
Big Fan, can I just say, your avatar… Wow.
I was like, "Why's he in court, and why are the police trying to restrain his movement?" Always trying to keep the brother man down. Fight the power!
he better keep his legs inside the chair, Vince wilfork might take him out at his knees!