Here's Keith Olbermann's second edition of his "Worst Person in the NFL" bit on the Sunday Night Football telecast. My feelings? Eh. I don't like or dislike Olbermann. I guess he's supposed to be controversial or a pot-stirrer or something, but whatever. You want the pot stirred? Hire ME, baby. You ever seen a cock on live TV? Now that would be controversial.
Anyway, I'm with Awful Announcing on this one: why can't they just break down the first half? Is that too much to ask? And why can't I get a good burrito in New York? Is that also too much to ask?
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I hate Bob Costas with the white hot light of a thousand suns.
Wait…who were we talking about?
What? You don't have Taco Bell in New York?
/ducks
Was it me, or did Tiki's head look GIGANTIC? It was like an orange on a toothpick. "HEEEED! MOVE!"
Chipotle or Burritoville. Ain't great, but does the job. And by does the job, I mean makes me gassy.
hahahaha
Football Night in America? Are you kidding me?
Ripping off Canada is just so so sad.
Burrito thread! Burrito thread!
Seriously, I wish I could airlift Big City Burritos in from Fort Collins. They are the most jaw-droppingly awesome things on the planet.
I thought Olbermann was going to be on BEFORE games, not at halftime.
And it seems a little forced.
Tiki had some choice words about the Giants, but you'll have to tune in Sunday to find out what they are! The NBC show is like The View for assholes that like football. Also, of note to Mr. Olbermann, he isn't in the NFL in a "tradition sense." I think it was proven last night that Jason David is the worst person in the NFL.
I would have voted for the bald whiny bitch at the end of the table for this week's award. But then again, I don't vote.
@alumni
wait til sunday night when Josh McCown makes his start for the raiders.
Sorry Punch.
And bagels in LA and airline peanuts? What's up with that?
Barber is easily the worst person recently retired from the NFL. little bitch, Tom Coughlin hurt my feeling, I want to cry. Fuck Tiki.
@PhonyGwynn
You know what? They do a special now called Phat Tuesdays – 3.50 for Potato Burrito and Lg. Drink. I've hit it up every week for about a year now. It's freaking awesome. And the line at noon is like 1/2 hour long… and you know, high school girls didn't look like that 12 years ago. Wait, i got off track there. Burritos!
It used to be $3.00 up until two months ago. Holla!
I love Olbermann on MSNBC, but this seems a little forced.
The supersmooth flow between him and the rest of the crew reminds me of Stu Scott throwing a segment to John Madden with "Sup, John? Are ya feelin' me, dawg?" and Madden looking confused and afraid, hoping someone nearby speaks Jive.
I can't get my dick sucked by a teenage Vietnemese hooker while I'm driving blindfolded on a highway? Is that too much to ask?
@Punch: Ahh, the Super Potato burrito. What a staple. And old roommate and I would go in every now and then and order two Gutbusters apiece, and scare the shit outta everyone. Then he would eat them both, and I'd eat 1 & 1/2. Then we'd wish we were dead.
God I miss that place.
Where I'm from there's a burrito/pay day loan place every three buildings. Plus, they're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?
Burrito/pay day loan place, you ask? Yes they combine them here.
Uff, if you live in NYC I hope you're joking about not being able to get a burrito.
Fifth Avenue in Brooklyn is all you need to know. Go down by 37th-40th St. and just start walking around. There's a mexican place every other door. And it seems like a relatively safe neighborhood, which came as a shock to me. Being a white devil and blindingly inappropriate racist, and all.
Then again, if you live anywhere else in New York State…say hello to Taco Bell. Or if you're really REALLY lucky, a Moe's Southwest Grill. Those places are fucking awesome. Gigantic portions and really fresh ingredients.
Plus Loganberry!
If you've been to Rachel's Taqueria ([www.rachelstaqueria.com]) and still feel that way, your standards may be too high.
Moe's Southwest Grill is good.
Keith Obermann is a fucking pretentious douchebag.
Blue Moon on 75th and 1st. Only Burrito I've ever had here that's worth it.
Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World" is funny on MSNBC; last night's NFL shtick sucked. How about Collinsworth praising Tony Ugoh as a run-blocker (after run-blocking for McFadden at Arkansas) after Madden spent the first half dissing Ugoh as a pass blocker? That could've actually been interesting. But fuck it, Tiki's a non-threatening black man without anything interesting to say. Let's hand him a paycheck!
Keith Olbermann is a cheeky bastard.
NBC + Keith Olbermann + NFL Football= BIG FUCKING MISTAKE!!!!!!!
taco chulo. grand and havemeyer in williamsburg. they have a breakfast burrito that will chase the DT's away.
or maybe it's the tequila i always drink with them.