It must be a slow day in Hollywood, because Lance over at FilmDrunk took a brief break from telling it how it really is to send me this image of ESPN's John Clayton next to a child with Progeria.
Even more troubling is that I suspect — I don't have scientific evidence yet, but it's only a matter of time — that the Progeria kid is a result of the unholy coupling of Clayton and Mother Teresa.
You ever tell a joke so disturbing and wrong it makes you shudder? Yeah, that just happened.
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Not many people know that John Clayton is really only 12 years old.
Now there's a kid with a head ripe for skullfucking. The one on the right I mean. The kid on the left appears to still be in the early stages of the disease. (shudders)
Holy shit, I can't stop looking at that and laughing.
John Clayton wants the Preciousssss.
His smile tells me that Clayton isn't wearing any pants in that photo.
Two reasons John Clayton must be a douche:
1. His real first name is Johan.
2. He got his break covering the Steelers.
Oh, and have any of you seem him and Salisbury "banter" back and forth on Sports Center? Talk about palpable sexual tension.
If there was a hell, you surely would have punched your ticket with that one.
Oh, and have any of you seem him and Salisbury "banter" back and forth on Sports Center? Talk about palpable sexual tension.
Sadly, they're both bottoms. Ah, forbidden love…
Wow, Ufford, I hadn't even considered the Mother Theresa angle. I mean, sure, I made fun of children with a horrible disease and another guy who's unfortunate looking, but you're mocking a Saint.
but you're mocking a Saint.
Am I going to piss off the entire WL community if I point out that he's actually mocking an old lady with a head dress and a padded resume?
Which one is Clayton?
Am I going to piss off the entire WL community if I point out that he's actually mocking an old lady with a head dress and a padded resume?
This atheist say keep on pissing everyone off.
bet he's totally the coolest kid at his school tho. No way he gets carded at the liquor store.
"Sadly, they're both bottoms. Ah, forbidden love… " How exactly would two bottoms have sex?? Do they just crouch down back to front and ram their asses together? That seems like the only reasonable explanation.
holy shit WWSM… once again a very evil +1.
…and i gotta point out that around this time yesterday was when the "Will no one thank Jesus" post came out. Quite a contrast in 24 hours there Matt.
I'm confused; progeria turns you into Lou Holtz?!?
"You don't look old enough to drive, Bart."
"I have that disease that makes you look like an old man, but they gave me medicine and I took too much."
The "kid" is concentrating very hard to control all of our minds, look he's the Big Brain villain guy from the cartoons….
Hahahahahaha.
And Mother Theresa was a shady bitch anyway. Where'd the millions of dollars she raised go?
Careless, you have put way too much thought into this.
That's f*cked up.
That little kid is dead now.
Has anyone seen the side of John Clayton's head? From the looks of it, his hair line is so receded that it only grows from the back of his head…
Just shave your head already John! You're not fooling anyone, even with that crazy green-flame skullcap!
which resembles a pair of briefs without legholes…
Hey guys…There's a crazy list about all these weird diseases at
[www.maximonline.com]
EVEN wolfenstein's disorder!
John Clayton's father is Hans Moleman.
Careless, Have you ever seen “Requiem for a Dream”?
Manchoi44, there is no side to Clayton's head. He is only a face on a crummy suit wearing mannequin.
@swany: I'll admit I got a little carried away there. Speedballs and coffee is no way to start an afternoon.