09.06.07 JOE PATERNO IS OLD
Despite my vigilant campaign for an aggressive euthanasia campaign, our society is still saddled with old people and homeless people and old homeless people. And today, in a New York Times profile, Joe Paterno and his wife go about flaunting their non-euthanized oldness all over the place:
Joe and Sue Paterno have not seen a movie in a theater since “Titanic” and watch so little television that they were delighted to stumble upon a show this spring that they had not seen before. “We discovered ‘M*A*S*H,’ ” Sue Paterno said, laughing. “I had heard about it, but I didn’t know what it was about.”
However, at the end of the article, Sue shares her disappointment at the loss of "M*A*S*H."
“They don’t show ‘M*A*S*H’ anymore,” Sue said. “But we haven’t seen ‘Cheers’ yet. Maybe we’ll find ‘Cheers’ soon.”
Y'know, when I see old people say, "Maybe we'll _____ ______ soon," the blanks aren't usually filled in with "find Cheers."
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JOE PATERNO IS OLD
They've got a good feeling about that business over in Korea. They can't wait to see what Alan Alda can do behind the camera.
Maybe we'll _____ ______ soon,"
Shit ourselves?
stop breathing?
clean ourselves?
So, how old are Sue and Joe Paterno going to be when they finally discover "Murder She Wrote"?
"stop driving"?
nooo.. that'd make it way to easy on me when i try to get anywhere in this town i live in.
"I can't wait to face my old negro friend Ty Willingham next week. I hear ND has four great players who they refer to as "The Horsemen"…I'm interested in seeing what they're all about"
"Maybe we'll _____ ______ soon."
switch HMO's
watch MacGyver
croak over
I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Mizzourah!
Maybe we'll _____ ______ soon,"
drop dead
fucking die
murder-suicide
Joe and Sue Paterno have not seen a movie in a theater since “Titanic”
I'm thinkin they're not referring to the movie starting Leo, but when the actual boat took her maiden voyage.
Hey, everyone back off! It's tough getting things done with all that "kaiser business" going on over there in Europe.
Maybe we'll _____ ______ soon,"
defeat Germany
ride a zeppelin
annex Hawaii
Dammit, RBD…this new-fangled clock-thingy on my wrist says you beat me to the joke by one minute.
They're going to be really disappointed to find out who shot J.R.
I keep losing all of my star recruits to polio!
Despite my vigilant campaign for an aggressive euthanasia campaign…
if only vick hade been keeping geriatrics and homeless caged up in the backyard and making them fight to the death, how much better off we'd all be
They must be Amish.
cure E.D.
They want HOW MANY ACRES? And a MULE?
I'm going to go for my mid-evening constitutional. Oh boy, sing me a song!
@Hugh B. Brown: Does that mean you're in my head? 'Cause that would explain the headache I have today.
Isn't Kevorkian out of prison now?
Say what you want, but Paterno has been drawing up new plays all summer. He's got this one going where a Danish Prince goes slowly insane that sounds promising.
Joe Pa was later heard to remark: "We had quitters in the revolution too. We called them 'Kentuckians.'"
They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Go to bed Old man!
Maaaaatlooooock!!!
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