Three high school football players in Utah have been charged with sexually abusing three teammates. The boys, all 15-year-old sophomores, are charged with attempted forcible sodomy and forcible sexual abuse (Side note: Good News! Forcible sodomy is not sexual abuse).
On one occasion, the boys held another boy down in the shower, and one of them placed his buttocks on his face, according to court documents.
In another incident, the teens held a boy down and tried to place genitals in his mouth, authorities allege.
I don't understand what the big deal is. Getting held down and having a teammate's cock stuffed in your mouth is a rite of passage that builds unity and team chemistry. How else can you explain the New England Patriots' success this year?
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The fun part is I drive by this school every day and just think…what a waste good japanese game show talent.
"What a wase of good japanese game show talent"
I'm not gay! HE sucked MY dick!
The writers over at SI need to use the correct terminology. I believe the kids are calling it teabagging these days.
That sucks though. The worst we ever did was hold someone down and cover his face with a jock strap. Of course, we'd punch him in the stomach so he got a good whiff.
The theory in Ecuador is you are not gay if you are the giver. I feel the same theory goes in Utah.
I love Rape Days. Besides, everything feels the same in the dark.
I thought it was against the law in Utah to not forcibly sodomize one another.
The Ballcheese Sanchez (a la Dirty Sanchez, but applied with the finger) was a popular one at Naperville North High School circa 1998 – 2002
Getting held down and having a cock stuffed in your mouth sounds like what's happening to the New England Patriots' opposition this year.
Can't wait to see it happen to good ol' Hanging Chad Johnson this week!
Brady Quinn went back to High School??
Bobby Knight thinks the kid should lay back and enjoy it.
i "haze" dudes all the time in central park. at night. by the public bathrooms. san dimas high school football rules!
Sounds like this crybaby is just not getting another playing time. He's also proving the coaches right by not being a team player
Holly Mangold is moving to Utah as we speak.
You went to NNHS?
Putting your ass on a dude's face? OK. Teabagging? I can see that, it could be funny.
But forcible sodomy? Uhhh….how is that funny? Thats just real gay.
Forcible sodomy is Hazing, Non-forcible sodomy is Friday night at A-Rod's house
They'll claw for that inch.
@Brooklyn: Strange things are afoot at East High School…
Tom Cruise will be defending the accused.
"Coach, did you order the code red?"
"You're god damn right I did! Kid couldn't catch for shit. We fixed that."
Ah, frat boys. So much homosexual tension, so much homophobia.
As an Onion op-ed once said, "Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?"
Did they all just sign letters of intent to Notre Dame?
It's always gay. Even during hazing.
Pinning the guy down and stuffing his mouth with cock was pretty funny. But then the cock got erect and it ruined the whole mood.
Dammit. Just realized that my joke was already done (albeit much better) over at KSK earlier this week, with regard to DeAngelo Hall.
Great minds, I guess.