
James Woods claims that Nicole Brown Simpson once invited him to have an affair, and that her and O.J. put a threesome vibe:
Nicole began eyeing Woods. "[She was] this curvy, gorgeous blonde . . . and she starts talking to me, and everything is about how she is really not happy with her marriage. I'm going through a divorce at the time, and I'm taking the bait. I guess I'm kind of being set up," Woods recalled. Later, when he got back to his hotel, Woods said O.J. and Nicole, looking cozy, walked by his room and invited him for a "late-night nightcap" in their suite. "It was very odd," he told Ferguson. "About four days later, I get at my house a letter from her, 'Dear Jimmy,' with a little heart where the 'i" is, [saying] 'O.J. is out of town, maybe you would like to get together.' [I thought], this can't be possible."
I know how Jimmy feels as the cougars at the tavern often invite me home for a nightcap. They usually just give me a six-pack of Meister Brau (that's German for Mr. Beer I think), and tell me to clean out their gutters. Sadly that's not a euphemism. In conclusion, do you think Diggstown would have had a wider audience had it been called Midnight Sting? -KD


So, you're telling me that James Woods is alive today because instead of sleeping with his friends' wives, he prefers to bang their barely legal daughters?
If there's one lesson we can learn from this story, it is that God is, in fact, a man.
Maybe he was preparing for a part in the New Line Cinema film "Dangerous Situation".
Also, I usually have to use the hose to clean out the gutters.
It's a good thing he resisted and Ron Goldman wound up taking his place otherwise we would've missed all those classic James Woods movies like…….uh………………Dammit James why didn't you bang her?
Hmmm.
Woods was also on the plane when the 9-11 terrorists did a dry run. Seems like the guy has a way of just missing the calamitous. Or else he's full of shit.