With Leather policy dictates that I post video of hockey fights without ever learning anything or writing something in-depth about the NHL. Of course, I dictate With Leather policy, which is one of the reasons I love my job so much.
So here we are: an all-out brawl between the Rangers and Islanders that includes the goalies. I guess it's only hockey preseason (there's a preseason?), but New York City hating Long Island is a year-round affair.
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I guess it's only hockey preseason, but New York City hating Long Island is a year-round affair.
Amen to that.
Somebody get Dana White on the phone, I found a new failing organization that the UFC should purchase.
Somebody get Dana White on the phone, I found a new failing organization that the UFC should purchase.
I'd rather watch a "failing organzation" than one that's full of juiceheads, AG.
I'm smelling a new WB contract in the works
I don't know who was calling this hockey
fightgame, but he's still better than Joe Rogan.People in Long Island still listen to Tiffany and Debbie Gibson.
@TEXAS – Yeah, but I bet not a single person ate a worm the entire telecast.
Replace the refs with some teased hair, slightly overweight, spandex clad hussies showing a bit too much tummy and thigh while breaking up the brawls started by their cro-mag boyfriends, and you have yourself a great re-creation of every Friday night on Bleecker Street / West 4th / St. Marks / anywhere Strong Island Douchebags are allowed in the door.
So what's wrong with overweight big haired fatties in spandex? Oh, and to answer your question…Iwillsexmutombo
(contemplating restraining order / hiding under my desk).
@wwsm may I suggest investing in one of those harpoon guns they use to shoot whales?
I just keep laughing at Rick DiPietro telling Al Montoya how to actually partake in a goalie fight. Pretty sure Al's never been in one before last night.
@ ISCWXMAN:
I'm on the phone with customer service as we speak. Something about "customs" and "licensing" and some other blah blah blah bitch bullshit.
looks like Darius Kaspairitis got waived again. the only time I saw him in person was right after he got cut last year on the street, I didn't know at the time–and I'm glad I didn't say anything like: "nice game pretty boy!"
Fuck the Isles.
@ Nowad:
That may be the first time the phrases "Darius Kasparaitis" and "pretty boy" were used in the same paragraph.
Al is a bit more interested in fighting for the backup job to Lundqvist than engaging in actual fisticuffs (ugh, the Rangers are supposedly going after Esche) – and yet he still went out there and did his duty, holding his own til DiPietro got him on his back.
All I can say is THANK JEEBUS hockey is back- now if only I could get one of them hockey wives…
Hockey pre-season? The season's like ten fucking months long, what the fuck do they need pre-season for?
Also that announcer sucks fucking ass. His voice is like getting raped by an unfunny clown.