I got off the redeye last night and have worked the entire goddam day feeling like my eyeballs were scraped with 30-grit sandpaper, and I get rewarded by having fucking NOTHING going on in the sports world?
Fuck it, here's a video of a Japanese guy beating a woman after a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
p.s. Everybody who's just now finding the "Leave Belichick alone" video — WL had it first.* Give a little credit to the weekend shift here, eh? (*update — or, as a reader notes, Barstool Sports.)
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Brett Myers is not impressed.
Are we sure this isn't some sort of NASCAR fan training video?
I feel your pain Matt. After 8 hours of tailgating and a 3 hour game yesterday, I feel like I played the damn Bears game instead of just watching it. Perhaps that has more to do with me being an out of shape sack of crap, tho.
HHY- it was nothing compared to the hardship I suffered driving 1/2 hour to watch the Bills game. Why, at the end my bicep was hurting from all the beer and pretzels I ate to drown my sorrows.
And this is for the INTERNMENT CAMPS…
and this is for HIROSHIMA…
and this is for MOTHRA…
and this is for using cleme cheese in sushi for your Philadelphia Lolls…
W!T~!F!
p.s. Everybody who's just now finding the "Leave Belichick alone" video — WL had it first. Give a little credit to the weekend shift here, eh?
well now that you're done stroking kevin's ego, you gonna move on to his fun bits, Matt?
"wok, papaw, scissows" or "wowshambo"?
Barstool sports will likely disagree with your assertion that you had it first. That said, I can't possibly read another of their posts on the Patriots. Most obnoxious people on the planet.
I have no idea what this was, but it was great. The "security" at the end is priceless.
Elijah Dukes karate sensei in action.
Watch out, man. She'll go Asami Yamazaki on your ass.
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That'll teach that whore to throw paper… no one throws paper, NO ONE
In this country we call this sport NBA married life.
Too bad she didn't have a yellow helmet right next to her.
I go back and forth on a little time wasting track and WL had it first.
Are you guys sure that's a chick? I'm pretty sure that haircut passes as a standard "dude 'do" over there.
Has Glenn Robinson taught us nothing? Use a plant!
I say, the influx of oriental NBA talent has really had some long traveling influence?
Oh, not oriental, I meant Jap
-Bill P.