DREW BREES SUCKS
09.25.07
In an obvious attempt to get me to rant about my fantasy team, Drew Brees sucked up the Superdome on Monday Night Football, committing five turnovers in a 31-14 loss to the Titans. Reggie Bush, a piece of crap that I benched out of spite, scored two one-yard touchdowns but was otherwise ineffective.
On the other side of the ball, Vince Young did his usual thing of not having great stats but generally looking untouchable and getting the win. And when you take a step back from the 2-1 Titans, the AFC South (combined record of 9-3) is suddenly the toughest division in the NFL.
But seriously: fuck Drew Brees in the birthmark. If he doesn't start producing, I'll… I'll… ah shit. I'll be another guy bitching about his fantasy team. YOU did this, Drew Brees. C'mon, asshole, start throwing touchdowns to Bush. Or anyone, really. Do it for the city of New Orleans. Don't you care about black people?
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God damn ACL's.
I have Drew Brees in my fantasy league as well, so I feel your pain. Add insult to injury, I am actually a Saints fan, so I have been burned twice by him.
He actually got me negative points last night.
The simple answer is, no. Drew Brees does not care about black people.
Drew Brees does care about black people, he just doesn't care about you. Or me. Where's my paper bag?
Hey, I got Drew Brees too! And I've started him two out of three weeks, with Tony Romo putting up huge numbers on my bench.
Padres, Broncos, CSU, the baseball team I play on, my fantasy team….I fucking hate sports right now.
Going 0-3 is bad, but going 0-3 And losing Deuce McAllister's 30 yards and 0 touchdowns per game? The Saints are fucked.
FROM: God
TO: Mother Nature
RE: My fantasy team
Another hurricaine, please. NOW.
Thanks,
Me
Know what? FUCK Marc Bulger too. Dickhead.
In retrospect, San Antonio says, "thanks, but no thanks."
Drew Brees is from Texas. Of course he doesn't care about black people.
I'm about to hypnotize Lee Evans into remembering he knows how to get open.
WWSM: Hilarious.
Colston is also worthless at this point, mostly because Brees even more worthless.
He was who we thought he was.
If Adrian Peterson is "Purple Jesus", does that make Vince Young "Columbia Blue Moses"?
Brees is making Rex Grossman look like…hmmm…Steve Bono?
Moral of the story: Listen to advice and STOP DRAFTING QBs IN THE FIRST 5 ROUNDS!!!
I'm quite happy with my 7th round Jon Kitna, thank you.
Someone actually dropped Mcnabb before his outstanding performance last week to pick up Anderson. I guess he doesn't want any controversy tearing apart the synergy of his fantasy team.
In a related story, I named my fantasy team "Shooting the Brees" for a reason.
Brees shittyness is inversely related to my team's success.
So keep sucking, Drew.
shittiness?
Aw, fuck it. You suck, Drew.
+1 Scroton. I'm pretty happy with my 8th round pickup of Vince Young. Further, I'm REALLY happy with my 9th round pickup of Lamont.
hey UU, problem w/Colston (and I've said this for a while) is that he's not a number 1 receiver in the NFL. no breakaway speed, built like a tight end. saints have no primary weapon for Brees to throw to even if he wasn't sucking. time to stick reggie in the slot on every f'n down. oh wait, deuce is hurt. fuck.
You know who's good for me? Romo. And thank god cause my backup
iswas Leinhart.I want to personally say thanks to Drew for my 2 fantasy wins this week. Hey Drew, Keith Bullock is still open!
You know who sucks? Maurice Jones Drew. With a second rounder.
Supposedly McAllister is out for the season with a torn ACL. I had him in my fantasy league too. Seriously. fuck the Saints.
Fantasy football talk??? That'll get your dick sucked.
You're talking to the guy who played Marc Bulger rather than Phil Rovers sunday. That would be a 23 pt difference.
Enrico, what the hell are you doing here? When you read this, call me at x702.
I've had Drew on the bench and Ben Roethlisberger starting since week 2. Now if Pittsburgh would just play someone who they don't get a 14 point lead on and keep throwing the ball, that'd be real nice.