
Okay, let's get everyone up to speed on Dreambaby. Yesterday the news was that Gisele had committed some kind of gaffe by sending Bridget Moynahan a really expensive baby gift basket that included a piece of clothing that said "supermodel" on it. Pretty boring. But today, from some weird British-language baby site called Bounty, there's this:
Although the father was present at baby John's birth, he is reported to have left the hospital shortly afterwards in tears and Moynahan has apparently declared she wants to cut Brady out of her and her baby's lives.
Good call, Bridge. Definitely a good idea to not allow the dad into your son's life. Relieve Tom of all fatherhood duties. Give him more time to jetset around the world and screw models. Meanwhile, your son grows up in the public eye, with everyone telling him how his father is handsome and popular and rich and one of the greatest big-game NFL quarterbacks of all time.
John probably won't even want to meet him. I don't see this being an issue down the road at all.


How many "lives" will he have?
Lets see how 'involved' mom wants Brady to be after a few years without a movie role.
I can see why he would be crying. . I cry myself to sleep nightly because I'm not spending my vacations in Disney World, instead of dull places like Sardinia and Veracruz.
3 liters of Tom's tears are actually viewed as a potential cure for AIDS. Tom Brady is an American hero.
A child of famous people- how could this end badly?
If Tedy Bruschi's wife did this, he'd have a heart attack!
How many gamg bangers and homicidal maniacs grew up without a father? How many celebrity kids without a father (lilo) grew up to be prosperous, productive members of society? You don't have to be Nostradomous to see how this is going to end up. Smart move Bridge, that kid won't end up resenting you.
Travis Henry thinks Tom Brady is a Pussy.
Belichick needs to put an end to this. And on that note, I think a gray Pats hoodie (sleeves cut short, of course) would have been a better gift than a "supermodel" onesie.
You know what Al Davis sent young J.E.T?
A box of Tucks medicated pads.
I wonder if this will affect Brady's fantasy status?
The Bastard Child of Tom Brady
I see a Country/Western or Blues song coming out of this one.
Bridget is just going to tell John that his father is Wayne Brady.
Problem
Bridget is just going to tell John that his father is Wayne Brady.
Problem solved.
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She's just making sure that Dreamboat is never the Archie Manning to John's Eli.
This is why i always wear a condom when i bang Bridget Moynahan (Vaginally).
Poor, Tommy, balling his eyes out…fuck you, Tom. I get to hammer my hand tonight while you get to enjoy sleeping on a big pile of money that smells like Gisele's juices. Fuck him.
I'm sure she has no plans of cutting Brady's money out of her life.
If the baby walks upright Brady should demand a paternity test immediately.