Dennis Rodman had a fun Sunday, parking his Hummer in a handicapped space and sexually battering passersby at an Orange County bar.
TMZ has learned the Orange County Sheriff's Department is investigating the incident, which allegedly took place at Hennessy's Tavern in Dana Point, near Laguna Beach. One source says the ex-basketball star allegedly slapped the woman's rear so hard, it left a "major mark."
So wait, the source saw the woman's bare ass? Was she showing it off after getting slapped? "Hey, everyone! I just got sexually battered! Call the police! And look at the mark on my ass!"
The handicapped parking space I can understand, though. Hennessy's is just a few blocks from the beach, and parking is a real bitch.
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Traditionally the plastic surgeon removes the face lift pencil marks once he's done.
I wonder which one of her relatives molested her.
I wonder if she has her lady bits pierced as well.
/Flickering tounge up and down.
LEAVE THE PIERCED GIRL ALONE!!!! All you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!
With all the work she has had done, that poor girl should have surgery and get that second head removed from her shoulder.
Pretty liberal use of the words "girl" and "she" to describe that monster in the picture. I'll wait for Crocodile Dundee to grab some crotch before I slap a gender on it.
Blaine Cody has just found true love.
"Which on's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?"
"No, that's Jody. That's my wife."
If Amy Winehouse lives three more years, she'll look like that.
Like Rodman, I mean.
hey Tex – Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Take it from me guys, it's much better to get slapped on the ass by Rodman than to be raped by him.