Pretty amazing that most folks agree Cris Collinsworth is one of the best football analysts on TV, and yet a mere 14 years ago he was covering mouse plagues on the Guinness Book of World Records TV show.
Mostly, though, I'm posting this because it made my skin crawl for a full five minutes. Usually that only happens when Cris is onscreen with John Madden in HD.
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I bet that's a mock turtleneck. Sweet.
Mice are among the most sexually active animals on the planet?
Hear that groaning? That's Travis Henry, fucking some mice.
Oh, also: their child was eating a dead mouse? I do love to make fun of the retarded, of farmers, and of Australians, and yet, I decline to comment. Mainly because I'm going to go throw up now.
Wack a mole anyone? Or should I use a 7 iron?
That video saddens Mike Shanahan.
I wonder how the brought Collinsworth back to life. I bet it was an adrenaline shot to the heart.
God, my comments are unusually sucky, even for me, today. Damn schoolwork in the office. Why can't I just slack like everyone else? You're all slacking right? NO!??
Apparently, I'm not one of most folks. Collinsworth is a shithead.
My skin is still crawling from seeing Kirstie Alley on TV in a bathing suit. Now if you'll excuse me I'm about lose my lunch.
Gary Gaetti joke.
HOLY SHIT
Threadjack/sorry
WTF is up with Oscar DLH? Faaaaa-gggggg-oooooooo-tttttty!
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swany, you go to hell with that threajackery. i'm gonna hurl.
It's OK, i just threw up in the back of my mouth a little.
insert D here (threa^jackery)
Sorry, I felt awkward being the only one that had seen it. I needed a friend. Sorry it had to be you. Beers on me.
Collinsworth is a useless douche and should be sitting next to Theisman and McGwire on a rocket to the sun.
Mouse plagues. Cincinnati. It's all the same.
i'm from louisiana so i'll take an Abita Turbo Dog if ya got one.
second thought, make it Pepto Bismol and we'll call it even
Yeah I'm with Camp Tiger Claw , apparently I missed the memo about Collinsworth being "one of the best…" Personally , I think he's a putz.
Did some of these mice end up at your favorite restaurant?
Yum!
Collinsworth is the Collinsworst……at least that stab at wordplay is as terrible as he is
I'm sure by "most people" you mean "absolutely nobody"