Denizens of the Canadian province of Alberta aren't killing animals like they used to, but the government has a solution:
The province has designated September 22 as its first "Hunting Day," an attempt to lure the video-game generation off the couch and into the great outdoors. Ted Morton, the province's Minister of Sustainable Resource Development — and an avid hunter — said a generation is being lost to television, computers and shopping malls. "Hunting is more fun (than video games) and a lot healthier," he said.
It sure is healthier. The blood one receives from devouring the excised heart or liver from a fresh kill surely straightens the spine more than Cool Ranch Doritos and Mountain Dew. Anyway, I hope the Pentagon saw this story: fewer Canadians are carrying guns – time to invade. -KD
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We must take the Canadiens swiftly! Start in Vancouver!
Guns and Canadians are a dangerous combination. I thought we abolished weapons for them when we whupped their ass in WWII.
Oh, by the way, payback is a bitch. Nice loss, Denver…
@989, I've always wanted to off that f'ing dog… I think thats why I still kick my own to this day.
Who's the dumbass that thought putting real weapons into the hands of video gamers was a good idea??? Friendly fire is a bitch when you dont get more than one life…
Dude, Big Buck Hunter 2 is an excellent bar game.
If they would just encourage more inner-city kids to form street gangs in Canada, this whole lack of shooting things issue would go away quickly…