
Every Day Should Be Saturday has a probably accurate, potentially spurious rumor about Ohio State third-string quarterback Antonio Henton, he of the arrest for soliciting a prostitute. But NO! says an anonymous Internet tipster, who claims it was the hooker who solicited him:
[Henton] was driving through that area (a few blocks south of campus) on his way to buy some shoes. While driving along, he was flagged down by a woman who approached his car and asked if he wanted to have sex. Then the uniforms came and arrested him. It should be dismissed as entrapment, and they apparently arrested 10 other people that night in that location. Henton really is a good guy…God damn man trying to keep a dude just gettin’ some shoes down. Fight the power!
All I really have to say about this situation is that these high-res stills from Entrapment were motherfucking difficult to dig up. I downloaded some other Catherine Zeta-Jones photos along the way, and I figured, hey, might as well post these, too. But only because I admire Michael Douglas's work.
In a related bit of advice, if you dress up as a hooker and give yourself a handjob, not only is it legal, but it's also technically not masturbating. Best of both worlds. Plus you get to wear makeup!


And to think, Michael Douglas needs pills and a pump to hit that shit.
HA! HE'S LYING!!!
Everyone knows Ohio St. students don't buy shoes. Midwesterners have giant protective Hobbit feet. Remember Rudy??? Damn lying Buckeyes.
fuckin shit is she hot. i remember first seeing that scene in the trailer. connery totally hit that.
In a related bit of advice, if you dress up as a hooker and give yourself a handjob, not only is it legal, but it's also technically not masturbating.
And if your famous don't have anyone take pictures of yourself while doing said
…handjob. (sorry)
Do I smell Buckeye-baiting? I hope so.
I've been in lust with her since Zorro. ROT IN HELL MICHEAL DOUGLASS!
(And I mis-spelled your name on purpose, 'cause that's how I take care of my enemies!)
Man, we're going back to the well on this one.
From what I've seen the street hookers here actually throw themselves into oncoming traffic for "dates."
I just wanted to say that I got arrested by the same bitch ass cop on 6th Ave. She came up, offered to fuck the life out of me, and I naturally said how much? The fucking cops bumrushed my car and that was that. Bukkake on her entire family.
If you trade crack or food for sex, it's also not technically prostitution. It's just buying gifts / dinner for your toothless bitch.
I learned that from L.A Law. Corbin Bernson was a smooth motherfucker.
That shot is fame-ass.
All I saw was ass. I have no idea what this article was about.
With a day like today, I'm a little dissappointed that you missed this one Matt. I imagine that 289 could have done wonders with this idea.
[badgerherald.com]
In a related note, Maurice Clarett claims that AK-47 was planted in his car by mind-controlling aliens.
if you dress up as a hooker and give yourself a handjob, not only is it legal, but it's also technically not masturbating.
But do you nut on your own face then? What about killing yourself since we all know what happens to hookers? There are way too many questions surrounding this theorem.
God damn man trying to keep a dude just gettin’ some shoes down.
As incoherent as that is, it's still too coherent to have been said by someone from OSU.
Thumbnail #1, on the left. If CZ-J was my woman, she would spend a lot of time in that position. Of course, in that world, Viggo Mortenson is President and rainbows really are made of Starbursts.
Thumbnail #1, on the left. If CZ-J was my woman, she would spend a lot of time in that position. Of course, in that world, Viggo Mortenson is President and rainbows really are made of Starbursts.
Hello?
In a related bit of advice, if you dress up as a hooker and give yourself a handjob, not only is it legal, but it's also technically not masturbating. Best of both worlds. Plus you get to wear makeup!
The De La Hoya thing is starting to make sense.
but it's also technically not masturbating
And what's wrong with masturbating?
It's also not masturbating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off. Because it's your dog!
Thumbnail #1, on the left: if CZ-J was my woman, she would spend a lot of time in that position. Of course, in that world, Viggo Mortenson is President and rainbows really are made of Starbursts.
Nice banner pic. I'd entrap it.
How can any other woman compete with that back arch?
It's also technically not masturbating if the vacuum cleaner does the work.