A hearty Semper Fidelis goes to trusty reader Alex, who gives us this bit of hooker news from Ohio State: the Buckeyes' third-string quarterback went looking for some companionship on Monday night.
According to the Franklin County Prosecutor's Office, Antonio Henton was arrested and charged with soliciting a prostitute on North High Street and East 6th Avenue at about 8:30 p.m.
OSU boosters must be slacking off. I guess only starters get the whores sent directly to their apartments these days.
Man, why do I always pick on Ohio? And why do I have the picture of Troy Smith after last year's embarrassing loss to Florida in the national championship? I'm not entirely sure, but it probably has something to do with Ohio State fans being the most insufferable people in the entire world of sports. Yes, worse than Red Sox and Yankees fans. Worse than Steelers fans. I'm sorry to tell it like it is, but you people suck. I promise it's nothing personal; you're just annoyingly dedicated to overrated teams.
UPDATE: All charges dismissed. Henton's good name cleared; Buckeye fans still annoying dickheads.
UPDATED UPDATE: Case was accidentally closed before; now it's been re-opened. Turn the hooker-joke faucet back on.
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I'm not entirely sure, but it probably has something to do with Ohio State fans being the most insufferable people in the entire world of sports.
You have obviously not spent enough time around fans of the Green Bay Packers.
And what's he doing getting a hooker at 8:30 PM? The good ones don't come out till after midnight. ("Good" = "Will rusty trombone you for a rock. Not a rock of crack, just a rock."
WAS: I disagree wholeheartedly. To be truly annoying, a fanbase has to be widespread throughout America. Packers fans tend to stay close to the Midwest.
I promise it's nothing personal
you're right…i think it's just jealousy.
if being overrated means winning 3/4 fiesta bowls including a national championship, beating michigan 4 yrs in a row, having a heisman qb. and at the same time the mens bball team makes it to the nat championship with a young team..then yeah i guess we are pretty pverrated.
and i know the argument you will say "you lost to Florida both times" sure did and im happy we made it…good to win yes but at least we make it to the big games
will i agree that some tOSU fans are obnixious..yeah but most people lump everyone in one bad class because of what happened a few years ago against michigan…but your right i guess college football fans are usually well behaved and respectful to those who cheer for the opposite team.
douche
I thought OSU alums were legally obligated to indenture their first born daughters to the Buckeye Football team?
sorry tOSU
I think this is proving Matt's point. Look at the Ohio St people come out of the woodwork. Insufferable.
the people who call osu fans insufferable are truly insufferable
I shudder to think what the whores in Columbus, OH look like.
I love being proven right by OSU jackasses.
FOR THE RECORD: KSK's Monday Morning Punter is an OSU fan and manages not to be annoying. There are a few good eggs out there.
the With Leather mission statement:
With Leather is a blog about all the assholes and idiots in the world of sports, and the hot chicks who date them. People who get offended or take too much pride in their favorite team should probably just leave now, because I hate you already.
Nothing makes me laugh harder than long winded, vaguely coherent, typo filled diatribes from fanatics who feel that their team has been insulted. Because what every team / university / organization wants is to be defended by a semi-literate loose cannon who may or may not have taken his meds this morning.
And if you think I'm talking to you, RipOff… well, that's probably the only time you'll be right today, so enjoy the sensation.
Oh, and whydoyouask:
The rock comment made me laugh enthusiastically.
OSU is overrated…in what way? how is osu overrated this season? because they got blown out by florida last year?
i just dont see how osu can be classified as an overrated team…ND would consistently fall in that catagory. OSU not so much.
i have always found it amusing to see people take an anti buckeye stance and watch people come "out of the woodwork to agree and pile on"
buckeye fans were critized a few posts ago for doing the same thing. but tell me the difference between a buckeye fan coming out to defend his team or some other poster piling on with "yeah all osu fans are assholes the whole team sucks blah blah blah"
Being overrated is awesome. It makes things a lot easier every day. For example, I like grandma hookers. They think I would be a champ in bed, but nope… I have the lasting power of a squirrel. Go Bucks.
I'm not entirely sure, but it probably has something to do with Ohio State fans being the most insufferable people in the entire world of sports.
Thats a bold statement, but since I dont know any OSU fans, I'll take your word for it. You've never lied to me before. Except for that one time, when you said it wouldnt hurt. It did, Matt. It really hurt.
I will say, that out of all sports, college football fans scare the living shit out of me. Maybe its because I didnt go to a school with a great football tradition and I refuse to cheer for the closest big time program (Notre Dame), but the fanaticism of CFB fans borders on batshit insane.
See: RipOff
I'm not an Ohio State fan, but that doesn't stop me from trying extra hard to be sufferable on a daily basis.
It did, Matt. It really hurt.
They don't call him "Riding Rough Uff" for nothing, Hardaway. Lesson learned I hope?
i apologive if i came through as some sort of fanatic, being a cleveland sports fan i have endured all types of shit…i just hate it when someone starts a buckeye fans are assholes and everyone in the world agrees..
ive been to many many buckeye home and away games and never would consider myself as obnixous to opposing fans… are they out there sure but it is not exclusive to OSU fans..2 yrs ago when osu played at penn state their fans dumped bags or piss on the buskeye band…i would consider that pretty much the mark of a bunch of assholes.
it kinda has always struck a nerve with me
An "anti-Buckeye stance" is better for your knees than a Greg Oden stance.
@RipOff: Did the golden showers lead to rusty trombones.
Oh, and dumping bags of piss on a marching band? Highest of high comedy. (Although aiming for the tuba is a bit weak. See if you can drop a pissbag in a fluglehorn. Then, you are a man, my son.)
for the record I never said anything about Ohio St fans being assholes, I merely mentioned that the Ohio St fans were proving Matt's point………but now that you mention it…………………………………
fuck it, i just hate people that say THE ohio state university. yeah well i'm from the louisiana state university, but you don't hear me stressing the THE in that statement.
also THE THE was a horrible fucking band.
and OSU is THE sucktitude.
being a cleveland sports fan i have endured all types of shit.
What are we talking about here? Sexual exploitation? Illegal working conditions? False imprisonment? I'll make some calls and see if Sting and Bono will go on tour to raise money for you. I know that being a sports fan in Ohio can be really traumatic.
Matt, between your KSK post and this one, you're making a lot of friends today, aren't you?
@ jokerswild I was watching the Sunday night football game and every damn player on the Cowboys was stressing the THE in their universities name. Obviously a dig at THE Ohio State University but anoyying as all hell.
Forgive the incorrect sentence structure.
sniff…sniff….Can't we all just get along???? RipOff, what you need to do to make yourself feel better is get a Floridian girl, and just bang the living shit out of her…I do it every time I go to Boston…Bring some ruffies and a 2×4, it helps….
Also, at the risk of pissing certain people off Buckeye might be the worse nickname ever. Who the fuck is afraid of a tree ? Unless that tree is about to fall on you.
http://www.osu.edu
look at the logo on the main page. what is wrong with referring to you school by it's actual name?
Bring some ruffies and a 2×4, it helps….
Thought that said bring some Ruffles. I then spent at least a minute trying to figuring out the joke that lied within. Best i could come up with was that the chip doesn't break when it's dipped, and sorta let my mind wander. Then i re-read the whole quote.
Long story short, Yeah OSU fans can suck my left one.
*trying to figure out….
i'm from canada, so they think i'm slow eh?
I still give the Red Sox Fans the nod, but the OSU commenters here are giving them a run for their money. FYI, the place for commenting with no humor, bad grammar, and sand in your vagina is over at tWWL.
Remember when Ohio State won a big game without a bogus pass interference call?
Yeah, me neither.
Merk: r-u-f-f-i-e-s…..not RUFFLES….too fucking funny, but you are damn right, that is the ONLY chip that doesn't break when dipping…Just, Don't Double Dip the Chip!
"Man, why do I always pick on Ohio? And why do I have the picture of Troy Smith after last year's embarrassing loss to Florida in the national championship?"
It is SURELY Shadenfreude towards the Dallas Cowboys of States in America, Ohio.
doogie.. in hindsight the ruffies and 2×4 combo makes WAAAY more sense.
i've been on the corner of high and 6th!
errr…
and yes, OSU fans are the absolute worst. if you live in columbus and you aren't an OSU fan, believe me it blows.
Wow. I'm an OSU die-hard (not alum), and I chuckle at the jackoffs who rip the success of the sports programs and the nim-nims who WILL DEFEND IT AT ALL COSTS ARGGGHHH (hock, spit). If they suck that bad, then beat them. And, if we're that good, we should never lose. Neither will happen 100% of the time….I imagine, therefore, that everyone's team is overrated and we're all dickheads. It's an any-given-Sunday thing that will forever ring true….refusing to give credit to the team that won is always bush-league and will always paint those people as ignorant (hopefully, these are also the people I hope to win Darwin awards, especially during a pointless, fuckwitted sports-team-related argument). Florida stomped us, twice, like narcs at a biker rally (credit: DM) and we were simply out-played and out-coached. Just like OSU has out-played every team they've beaten since they started and have been out-played every time they've lost.
Oh, and our whores are gross. Just like in every city in the country. That's why they're whores. It's not that tough to figure out.
Dickhead, out.
Thomas: Please, save some hyphens for the rest of us. I'm gonna go out-side now and check-out chicks.
Hey! As a Cincinnatian and currently depressed Bengals fan, I agree. F OSU FANS! F THEM RIGHT IN THE A! Let's forget about the fact that I have to hear their mouths running all year long until they choke in some championship game. UC football is top 25, baby! And dammit, if they don't stop playing Hang On Sloopy at Bengals games while all of these crack heads chant O-H-I-O, I might kill someone this Monday…not that there's anything wrong with crack. Just asshole OSU fans.
Ohio has a college?
Awesome. I love the anger. Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. ND fans, tell us about suffering…
Wow… I was going to counter with Alabama fans, but after reading all this, I will concede the point
Sorry, WDYA….I wasn't being considerate when I was taking hyphens and using them for actual hyphenated words, unlike outside and check out. Some of us in Ohio actually do value proper punctuation and grammar, despite what everyone else says!
Living in Florida I encounter all kinds of fans (boston, Yankees, the U, jets, etc) but after reading this crap, Matt is right, OSU fans take the cake (and go fuck yourselves with the "t")
Why does everyone hate Oklahoma State so much? 'Pokes is an awesome 2nd nickname!
What? Ohio State? yeah, I hate them too.
I was raised in Illinois (U of I fans are their own brand of crazy) and lived in Ohio for almost 3 years. tOSU fans are absolutely terrible. For every one good egg there are probably 50 asshats who swear that OSU is the greatest program for every sport available. I hate Florida but I got no greater joy than living in Ohio and watching both of their precious, stupendously overrated teams get throughly dismantled by the Gators. Seriously, I think Chris Leak is working in a Foot Locker right now, but he should have used Tressel's sweater vest to mop up the bukkake he and the offense left on the Suckeye defense.
I was going to stay out of this until i read the The The disparaging remark, Ooh, three thes. Anyway, the boogie woogie piano on Uncertain Smile is fantastic. Performed by Jools Holland, i believe.
I live in Columbus and hate the Buckeyes. Why? Because they have an insanely inflated sense of self-worth. They may have a good football team and they'll gladly tell you about it when they pick up your garbage on Tuesdays.
I hate all people equally. Fans or not. I love me some hate.
We can be annoying this is true. However, I was belittling a guy yesterday for being a Notre Dame fan and he still refused to admit they suck. No if that is not the definition of an annoying fan than I don't know what is.