From Thursday's match between Tottenham and Anorthosis Famagusta: 

It appears that 100,000 Spurs fans are cheering this lad for doing something naughty, but, when I nailed that Little League umpire in the junk with a baseball, I get taken to jail on assault with a deadly weapon charge.  Sure, it was this summer, but it was all in fun.  And by "in fun", I mean "on purpose" because his tight strike zone was costing me money. -KD

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