BADGERS FANS DO IT IN THE BATHROOM
09.28.07
Residents of Madison, Wisconsin are reeling from the news that a couple in their early 20s were caught having sex in a women's room stall during a Badgers game at Camp Randall Stadium.
The [man and woman] were immediately ticketed for lewd and lascivious conduct, evicted from the stadium, and forced to appear in court for the first time Monday…
“I can’t recall another case in the time I’ve been with the district attorney’s office for someone arrested for having sex at a sporting event,” said Assistant District Attorney Mike Verveer… According to Verveer, both individuals were intoxicated at the football game.
You would think police would understand drunk people's need to fuck RIGHT NOW, and respect that the couple at least found the relative privacy of a bathroom stall. As you can see, the scene is lovingly recreated in this artistic rendition by 289, and I think it's a pretty powerful image. The badger costumes really convey the romance of the moment.
(Thanks to steely-eyed commenter swanychitown)
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The Big Ten fans are bringing it again.
That's how you know you have found True Love.
The small of feces is a powerful aphrodisiac. It's science.
A friend of mine got caught blacked out and having sex in the bathroom of a hotel lobby and all he got was a limo ride back to his fraternity house.
I thought Madtown was supposed to be cool?
If the fucker didn't get a plimpkin out of this it was a complete waste.
I think we totally missed the point of the story…Did he cum or not?
It's probably just Milhouse.
@WAS:
I thought they were called Blumpkins?
@manchioi44: I've heard it both ways but I probably should have went with blumpkin.
i will say that there are few things in life more enjoyable than doing blow and fingerbanging your girlfriend's best friend inside a stall in the women's bathroom during a sold out college football game.
fucked in the bathroom by a badger. man… i miss college.
hmm… where's swany? I bet he's knocking one out strictly on the feeling that he got from seeing his name in the actual post.
fucked in the bathroom by a badger. man… i miss college.
hmm… where's swany? I bet he's knocking one out strictly on the feeling that he got from seeing his name in the actual post.
I'm thinking Lt. Winslow is speaking from experience.
I'd rather get laid than watch a Big ten football game too.
Is it rape if YOU pass out and the chick continues to finish her business with you unconscious? Hypothetically speaking……………. My friend………. Uh. Yeah… Seriously, Rape?
And oh yes, I'm totally hard right now, thanks Matt. A whole 3
inches. centimeters.Badgers! Badgers! We don't need no stinkin' badgers!
hhy, they may tear the orange bowl down but the memories will live forever
Thats the most cleanest bathroom I have ever seen two badgers fucking in.
wow most cleanest I am retarded
How could the guy have gotten a blumpkin – it was the women's bathroom.
Did they engage in oral? Find out at whatbadgerseat.com!
Also, when Wisconsinites cum, is it EZ Cheese?
Love can be found in many strange places….I found it once in the back alley of Amsterdam, or the porta potty at a Ozzy Osbourne concert…
Always use the mens room…..just don't use any funny hand signals or you might get some unwanted involvement.
I'll never forget that crap I took at a kentucky rest stop. They get real aggresisive with deaf people. I just needed an extra/new roll for a multiple wiper. I got the bonus plan.
Your move SEC.
Same thing happened at Eddie George's Restaurant in Columbus during the tOSU-Mich game. IT happened twice Two different guys, one in the men's room and one in the ladies room, WITH THE SAME GIRL. Now that is what I call Fandom.
Cock-blocked by The Man.
Larry Craig feels your pain, Badgers.
At my alma mater this became such a problem that this sign is literally posted throughout the library. "The library has received several complaints about solicitation and sex acts being performed in the restroom. For the record it is inappropriate and ILLEGAL to use university restrooms for sexual activities."
God I miss college.
Kirby Puckett approves.
So much for using the wide stance defense huh?
That is some sexy Big 10 Poon…
@ swanychitown:
Only if she's fat
What a couple of idiots. She needs to act like a parapalegic, and he needs to say he's "helping her."
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
/Digital Underground
Isn't Kirby Puckett from Minnesota?
I was at this game, saw the people being arrested. Yes, he finished The best part – as she was realizing her jeans were inside-out, he had to ask the chick what her name was…sigh, the good ol' days.
I don't know what the big deal is they probably got off.
As a UW alumnus, I can tell you that this normally occurs in the library and not at Camp Randall.
Also: Boo – Person complaining to the cops. Hooray! – Beer.