This video has already been on every college football blog on the Internet, but the amazingness above deserves the widest dissemination possible, so please enjoy.
The orator delivering this tirade is Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State's football coach. The childless reporter he's ranting against — and I, presume, staring at, while she shifts uncomfortably and looks helplessly around the room for a hole to crawl into — is Jenni Carlson of The Oklahoman, whose editorial about benched QB Bobby Reid can be found here. I can't imagine she's dotting the "i" in Jenni with a heart today.
Honestly, I don't see what the big hubbub is all about. I mean, her column was just a bunch of conjecture based on rumor and hearsay that she completely blew out of proportion. That makes her officially qualified to write With Leather the next time I go on vacation.
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This is Jenni Carlson:
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If that's not a mouth that's met a few cocks in the alley in its day, I don't know what is.
first!
She got the job sucking cock because she wanted it more than the other girls, by the way.
oops… second :(
@wwsm: she also fucks like it might be her last time.
That wasn't right, yelling at her like that. He oughta be yelling at whatever kind of football player he has on his team that cries like a girl about a print article.
Sure I cry at print articles all the time (it's because they're sometimes poetic and beautiful) but I'm not a football player am I?
Jimmy Clausen is rethinking his school of choice.
Its the BIG TWELVE!
"This was brought to me by a mother … of children."
I'm still laughing at that one.
Dude is my new hero (fuck off, Nelson Mandela). His pep talks must make Al Pacino look like Mel Tillis.
FUCK YEAH! Go Gundy! Go Pokes!
@ Mr. Bananagrabber: "Go play intermurals, brother!"
He's right, though. Not about the 'Dont go after college athletes thing'. Thats horseshit. But call a guy out for a shitty pass or fumble; not because he's too nice. Really, this comes down to the fact that, as a whole, women do not have any place reporting on football. I dont hate women, at all….but 90 percent of the female writers/talking heads dont know what the fuck theyre talking about and are there to fill a quota.
I was watching a post game show here in Chicago last night after the Bears-Dallas game, and this woman that works for the local NBC affiliate said something to the effect that the Bears "just didnt seem like they wanted it". First, what does that even mean? Second, yeah….these pro athletes playing in prime time in front of their home crowd against the Dallas Cowboys–yeah, they didnt care if they won or not. What are you, retarded?
HHY–I can't jump on the Bitches Ain't Shit bandwagon because there has been ample evidence here and on KSK that plenty of men who comment on sports–football in particular–are complete maroons. That said, this chick dropped the mom bomb, so she got to fall.
It would have been REALLY awesome if he'd actually puked at the end.
Yeah, Jenni has definitely sucked her way to the top. The top of Oklahoma. She must be a great blow.
I agree with Coach Gundy… wait until they are on the practice field before you start belittling them.
I like how the other journalists applaud him at the end. "You're right! We shouldn't write stuff you don't like! We suck!"
Awesome! That was such hard core ownage of a chick- I thought I was watching Elija Duke's family home movies. Coach Gundy is my new hero.
Coach, this girl's picking on me!
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrned.
You know, I just saw this picture of Jenni Carlson and after looking at it Coach is wrong about one thing, and one thing only: this bitch ain't having kids. Ever.
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All that orange was very distracting, what was he going on about?
"I'm a man! I'm 40!"
"I yell at women!"
"My defense just gave up 700 yards to Texas Tech."
"I'm T. Boone Picken's puppet coach."
"I'm a man! I'm 40."
Carlson responded Sunday by telling the paper, "I stand behind my column. Being questioned is part of being a columnist, but I am certain of the facts in this column."
Yeah, that's why her article is littered w/ phrases that start with, "Word is.." and "apparently." Facts my ass. She got a whiff of a juicy angle and rode it to the end. Goodbye Oklahoman, hello National Inquirer.
Jenni's articles were so annoyingly sappy, and elicited such criticism from OU fans, her editors reassigned her to the OSU beat a few years ago. Back in her days covering OU, meanspirited was not her M.O., but she. often. struggled. with. punctuation.
He sounds like Will Ferrell. BLUE YOUR MY BOY
I feel like Ron Burgandy should have been yelling at her.
@Bannanagrabber:
That's a nice Dan Hawkins reference…
It's Division 1-A football!
this is another reason why if you don't look like Erin Andrews, you shouldn't be covering sports.
Fugly women should be covering cook books or gardening tips.
I was just thinking at the end of that speech that this would be a great time to start the slow clap. Apparently everyone else in the room thought it would be too so it just went straight to full applause. Greatness.
It's Division 1 football BROTHA!!!
"Goodbye Oklahoman, hello National Inquirer."
There's a difference? Judging by the nutjobs Oklahoma sends to Congress, I'm not convinced.
This probably happens a lot in newspapers, this is why you just can't believe anything you read now. Even if she said it was rumor, ffs you write a sports column in a newspaper, write about sports not some juicy gossip that you "heard." That kind of shit belongs in some gossip paper bought by middle aged single women that use it to masterbate to pics of George Clooney. The only news media outlet I even remotely trust is the assosicated press.
This is also why people don't know what to think about anything anymore because everyone has a different take on something. Every news media outlet will report on a story, each will report a different side or aspect of it, and somewhere in there what actually happened gets lost. This is also how conspiracy theorists get the fuel for their fire, since people don't really know what happened anymore they can say something and if it sounds plausible people will believe it.
ok living in the okc area, and being a sooner as much as i despise those toothless rabbit fuckers up in stoolwater america.
that said, its good to be back
lost in all of this is that a 21 year-old man is letting his mother feed him in a public setting…more so a football setting where men are at their manliest.
oedipus complex anyone?
That was the coolest thing I've seen in awhile. This is the time when you look at the women after this speech and say…."Served."
Nothing better than seeing a coach going to bat for one of his players.
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!
Jenni Carlson IS WHO WE THOUGHT SHE WAS!!!!