Yesterday I asked what was going on in this photo taken at last weekend's Georgia-South Carolina game; today, we finally learn that Roger Swain, the sideline assistant pictured here, was arrested for aggravated stalking — not (as one commenter suggested) for drinking out of the wrong water fountain.
For all you rookies out there, stalking is a misdemeanor, while aggravated stalking is the felony charge you get when you re-stalk the same person after already being convicted of stalking. It's really kind of a badge of honor. It says, "I don't just misdemeanor obsess over you; I felony obsess." And if I know anything about women, it's that they're looking for a guy who will pay attention to them.
Fun fact: the only other stalking charge more serious than "aggravated stalking" is "Elijah Dukes-ing."

The guy holding the down marker can finally be at work with a complete sense of safety and security.
I'm pretty aggravated that you're still stalking me, SEC line guy!
The girl I've been stalking got me pushed back to 200 feet.
I've been accused of aggravating stalking – I follow people around and ask them really annoying questions.
While one might be surprised to learn that the SEC employs day laborers to work the yardage markers, we Gators have known for years that Georgia uses the same pool to fill out its' offensive braintrust.
I got arrested the other day for "Stalking" by dressing all in black and staring into a girls house. I told the cops i was "Peeping Tom" the superhero is looking out for trouble! Of course, it didn't explain why my pants were around my ankles.
He wouldn't be a true SEC guy unless he was aggravating.
I think "Georgia's offensive braintrust" is an oxymoron. And speaking of "oxymoron," I think I'm in the minority of Georgia fans who know what that term means. Sigh.
Felony obsession: isn't that the new prison cologne made from toilet water and Latin King Semen?
+1 WWSM.
Aggravated stalking in the South = Looking at a white woman.
Oh, and isn't Latin King Semen the name of Ricky Martin's side project?
Whydoyouask:
You’re close. His new album is “latin semen king.”
WWSM: Thanks for the clarification. I hear the album is felcheriffic.