One of my many regrets in college (see also: not studying enough, studying too hard, not partying enough, partying too much) is not skipping more spring classes to go to day games at Wrigley. There's nothing quite like hitting up the 7-11 across the street, getting a Slurpee, dumping a bunch of vodka in, and heading for the bleachers to "watch" a game.
That said, the video above is just your standard jackassery. I'm not particularly interested in watching drunk idiots sing and dance. But I have to say, the guy at the end of the video, just pissing in the front row of the bleachers? Now that's what I'm talkin' about.
[FanHaus]


That guy is my personal hero for the day
Where'd you go to school Matt?
Also, as a White Sox fan, I have to admit that Wrigley and the surrounding area is fucking fantastic. If you're from out of town and have never been to Chicago, make sure you go to Wrigley on a summer day soon. You dont even have to get tickets, necessarily. The neighborhood around the park is always packed, and there is ass EVERYWHERE.
(I'm speaking of females, jerks).
I believe that vodka is the only substance that makes you believe that Ryan Dumpster is an adequate pitcher.
@hhy
I totally agree, I got to go on a rooftop 2 years ago and it was fucking phenomenal. An absolute must. Only time it’s OK to drink Old Style.
I'll see your Ryan Dumpster and raise you a Steve Trash-hole.
@Enrico – keep your laws pertaining to Old Style off my body
I knew I was waiting for something significant to happen.
How many times do you think he has been called Ryan "Cum" Dumpster in his life?
Regardless of the number, it is not enough, in my opinion.
(I'm speaking of females, jerks).
Sure you are. That's why they call it Boystown.
*And I am aware his name is actually Dempster – it's still worth considering.
You guys want to hear the story behind the guy that ran on the field and tried to assault Howry that started the Cubs run to the top? I know the guy. And by "know" I mean, partied with him at EIU numerous times and haven't seen him since.
@289: I knew that considering my use of 'ass' and the neighborhood I was referring to, I would have to make that distinction.
@HHY – That's why you should have went with the old standby "poon" or the always classy "vage"
I've been forcibly removed from that 7-11.
I've been forcibly removed from that 7-11.
You need to stop running your hand along the bottom of the bathroom stall.
You need to stop running your hand along the bottom of the bathroom stall.
I was just picking up Mark Prior's arm for him, I swear!
You need to stop running your hand along the bottom of the bathroom stall.
I hear that's a great way to find ass though!
It truly is
America'sa drunkard's pastime.They do appear to be in the zone for enjoying baseball.
"What the hell is happening to the neighborhood around here?"
Harry Caray on the air circa 1991, re: Boystown encroaching on Wrigleyville
Funny thing is, swap these drunken yobs with the Chicago City Council, and you wouldn't notice anything's different.
Even seeing someone piss openly wouldn't stand out in Council chambers.
No wonder Soriano doesn't want to play outfield.
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining…..