Everybody and their mom sent me this blind item at the bottom of today's Gatecrasher column, and nothing's really going on, so whatever, here it is:
Which lady sports journalist has become locker-room gossip because of her hands-on approach to covering ball sports?
I'd like to take this opportunity to tell everybody: your mom really needs to stop emailing me. We had some good times but she needs to leave me alone. Naw, I'm kidding. Your mom's face is busted.
Oh, do I know who the reporter is? Of course I do. It's, uh, whatsherface. You know, the chick with the hair? And boobs? Always has a microphone?
Most pointless post ever? Probably. Still, let's hear your guesses in the comments. Bonus points for Christine Daniels jokes that are actually funny.