Everybody and their mom sent me this blind item at the bottom of today's Gatecrasher column, and nothing's really going on, so whatever, here it is:

Which lady sports journalist has become locker-room gossip because of her hands-on approach to covering ball sports?

I'd like to take this opportunity to tell everybody: your mom really needs to stop emailing me.  We had some good times but she needs to leave me alone.  Naw, I'm kidding.  Your mom's face is busted.

Oh, do I know who the reporter is?  Of course I do.  It's, uh, whatsherface.  You know, the chick with the hair?  And boobs?  Always has a microphone?

Most pointless post ever?  Probably.  Still, let's hear your guesses in the comments.  Bonus points for Christine Daniels jokes that are actually funny.