
Everybody and their mom sent me this blind item at the bottom of today's Gatecrasher column, and nothing's really going on, so whatever, here it is:
Which lady sports journalist has become locker-room gossip because of her hands-on approach to covering ball sports?
I'd like to take this opportunity to tell everybody: your mom really needs to stop emailing me. We had some good times but she needs to leave me alone. Naw, I'm kidding. Your mom's face is busted.
Oh, do I know who the reporter is? Of course I do. It's, uh, whatsherface. You know, the chick with the hair? And boobs? Always has a microphone?
Most pointless post ever? Probably. Still, let's hear your guesses in the comments. Bonus points for Christine Daniels jokes that are actually funny.


Pam Oliver. Wait…….pro athletes don't fuck black women. My bad.
John Clayton.
What, you mean he's not a chick?
R. "Hot" Nikklez?
If it's Erin Andrews my dick then has no purpose to go on.
I thought Pam Oliver was only hands-on with Joe Buck.
I don't know who it is, but i'm sure Joe Namath would like to kiss her.
Probably Christine Daniels. HA.
Come on you know it's Rachel Nichols. You know she looks like the type to get her red hair pulled while getting her back broken out and take a giant load in her gap toothed face…
Alyssa Milano?
Aw crap I didn't see the postscript.
I'd fuck Mike Penner. Wait….what?!?!
I google imaged Christine Daniels, and shes kind of hot for an old chick.
[www.latimes.com]
Pro athletes dont go for chicks that old, but I'd hit it.
burnsy, erin andrews admitted dating hockey player but never a ball player. the specific word 'ball sports' leaves me to believe (read: pray) that this is not her.
i'd definitely guess the elfish rachel nichols.
I'm guessing it's her… [www.forgetfoo.com]
Who says Fox is no good?!?!?!
Please excuse me if I can't detect the sarcasm, Peter, but if you truly don't know the story behind Christine Daniels, you've just made, hands down, the best comment in sports blog history.
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<i> Pro athletes dont go for chicks that old, but I'd hit it. </i>
Uh, you might want to look a littel closer she's a he. Finkle IS Einhorn!
Has hair: Sorta….Has boobs: Man boobs…Has a microphone: Always..Always on a guys jock…….MARV ALBERT! YES!!
Jesus, Jdub, that needs an NSFW tag……….a big fucking one at that.
@jimmy, bill: McShiesty's been around long enough to know about
her himher.I still haven't been able to read past the point that I start Googling Lace Rose Allenius.
Phew, I'm glad I missed the sarcasm on that comment then. My bad.
That picture scares me.
Brady Quinn?
Oh wait, sorry, I misunderstood. I just saw "hands-on" and "balls" in the same sentence…
@ Peter
I purpose this. Wouldn't that make her a new, old chick? Or, would she be an old, new chick? Technically speaking. By technically, i mean I'm stoned.
I heard Jeannie Zelasko is getting Tommy John surgery on her jerking arm.
I've learned the following from this comment thread:
1) Transgender jokes are funny.
2) Rachel Nichols is a bad, bad girl.
Bonnie Bernstein likes two Dicks.
Peter King? Headline from SI.com…."Peter King- Checking in from Bears camp, where their first-round pick is looking good."
If rumors about her time as a student at V-tech and her emewrgency room visit to repair a torn rectum are to be believed (and I pray that they are)n my money is on Melissa stark.
@Peter McSheisty: My bad, I guess I take for granted that I can sit in my office and pull that shit up.
Excuse me if I'm laughing as I picture you scrambling trying to close that window as fast as possible!
Linda Cohn used to walk around the locker room with her cock in her hand. Im sorry, I think I misunderstood the question.
Mutombo,
Stark went to UVA. We have to give the Wahoos credit for that one. And it is true that former QB Mike Groh…son of current coach Al Groh.. tore her ass and gave her the dreaded pink sock.
JDub- Actually, I whipped my dick out and smacked it across the moniter a few times, that gets Alice from Accounting hot. Well, she actually grabs her rape whistle and takes the safety off her pepper spray, but I can tell she likes it.
I would have said Hazel Mae of NESN, but she's not a journalist, just a diseased whore.
sidenote: anagram of Christine Daniels: disinherits lance
This reporter clearly let Tony Parker dribble….[www.melissa-theuriau.fr]
Collin:
I knew it was a school in Virginia. And I knew it was with an athlete (or two?). Thank you for filling in the details.
For some reason I had it in my had that she was with one of the Barbers, or Charles Oakley (who went to V-Union, not UVA).
I can not tell you how much I want to believe that she got fucked Oz-style by Oakley.
[images.google.com]
For perspective, of course.
*propose
I hate trying to spell stoned.
@WWSM:
I appreciate the lone Trick Daddy album cover.
Burnsy:
huh?
wwsm: [www.thug.com] is the only face other than the lovely ms starks on that whole page of google pics you put the link up for.
kinda funny with the resemblance of oak and all
Pauly,
It's easy; S-T-O-N-E-D. You're welcome.
oh.
fucking internet. Very confusing.
For my money, you just can't top the dewey decimal system.
If it's Bonnie Bernstein, I have to start working on my jump shot.
I think other Yankee fans will back me when I say I hope it isn't Suzanne Waldman.
Could someone explain the Melissa Stark pink sock story?
pink sock
(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
@ hardaway… she got her back end tor out in the process of being boned… supposedly… i chose to believe it.
gotcha. gracias.
I am having fantasies of Lisa Guerrero getting slammed by a soccer team… she posed in playboy and screwed her way to the top… my money is on her.
I saw Lisa G at dinner with clients in L.A. last year. Oh my goodness. I tried the ol' "fake a heart attack on her table / grab her ass" trick. Works every time.*
*no it doesn't.
Oohhh the pink sock. Torn directly from Shakespeare, that loving embrace.
@Weakside .. anyone who gets slammed by a soccer team deserves a medal. Especially in south america. I'm pretty sure that's a heartbeat away from suicide.
I can say, without question, that my mom was not involved with any e-mailing of this story. She's dead. Makes it difficult. Especially being buried with no computer (what was I thinking?).
That being said, "ball sports" will now replace words for any activity I see anyone doing. It will just make everything funny.
As for the question du jour, I know who it isn't. It's not Tom Mees. That's for sure.
It's not Dick Schaap either. I'm guessing it's everyone's favorite punching bag, Joe Morgan. He does have a nice pair of DSL's…I'm going to throw up.
WWSM- I'd eat the corn out of Lisa G's shit. Mmmm….
[vidaguerraplayboys.blogspot.com]
My bad, make that V. Guerrara, but the pics make up for the faux-paus…
@Peter Mc: That's awesome. Here I thought I was alone when Nina from Corporate Accounts Payable did that to me once…
Okay. More than once.
"hands on"? I've only known Cheryl Miller to give foot jobs in fishnets.
Is this a bad time to make a Robin Roberts joke?
Lindsay Soto.
Everyone in Southern California just nodded their head.
In 1996, Bonnie Bernstein performed the most infamous gangbang in National Basketball Association History. After the final game of the 96 Finals, she simultaneoulsy had Dennis Rodman, Toni Kukoc and Luc Longley inside of her, marking the first time in league history a reporter was defiled by cocks from 3 continents at the same time.
That gangbang is the reason I started gangbanging. No one does the butt like Kukoc. Size, length, athleticism, that Croation had it all.
It's gotta be that hat wearing c-tease Leslie Vissers…..
I think everyone missed Pedro Gomez hes had Barry Bond's shrunken balls on his chin for awhile now.