What to watch for in this weekend's biggest match-ups. Home team in ALL CAPS. All times Eastern
Bills over SAINTS (Friday, 8:00 p.m., CBS) — N'awlins just played the Hall of Fame Game five days ago. Plus preseason games are almost never won by the better team.
CHARGERS over Seahawks (Sunday, 8:00 p.m., NBC) — Holmgren doesn't game-plan in the preseason, and the West Coast offense is always slow to get off the ground.
Sincerity over IRONY — Sarcasm gets fucking old. You should know: you read this site.
Red Sox over ORIOLES — Friendly reminder: Tonight is Dice-K night.
SLEEPING IN over The Premiership — Sorry, soccer. I ain't wakin' up early on the weekend for your ass.
ABSTRACT CONCEPTS over Sporting Events — Because I actually get the abstract concept picks right. Well, most of the time.
…And I'm spent. Have a safe weekend, everybody. Don't share needles, and ESPECIALLY don't share any feelings — that's just begging for disaster. Kevin's got it from here until I'm back on Monday. Be nice to him: he has to spend the weekend in Connecticut.
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Chargers' New Uniforms VS. Seahawks' Uniforms – Is the color scheme for Seattle: Blue, Dark Blue, and Blue-Green?
No John Daly over the field? Dude went out gambling rather than practicing. He makes Pete Rose look like a saint.
Yeah, but Dice K's Sox is going against Bedard.
Watching barely dressed women encouraging you to watch soccer over actually watching soccer.
I'd bitch about the frquent mention of RIce-K , but that would probably deter from the pics of asian titties.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go train for Ninja Warrior by eating some dog.
Sex with ScarJo over sex with (herpes infected from Derek Jeter) Jessica Alba
After a long day of wondering about it, pondering, reflecting and any other synonyms for thinking, I came to the conclusion that I would still put my loving in Jessica's oven. Of coarse with my dick in a pull tab, zip lock sandwich bag. Stapled shut. With a rubber band tight around it.
Sex with ScarJo over sex with (herpes infected from Derek Jeter) Jessica Alba
You obviously haven't paid much attention to ScarJo's dating history.
Drew Brees never loses 2 times in a week. He's winnin' today, put it in the book!
Earlier reports claimed and sources now confirm that football is gay.