I can't use 128-point font type for headlines here, so I hope I effectively conveyed my complete surprise at the SHOCKING! news that Michael Vick accepted his plea deal today. He will be going to jail — his sentencing is set for next Monday.
More details to follow, probably on other websites.
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Nice. The mop story was more important than this, right?
Have fun in federal pound you in the ass prison Vick…
He aint nuttin but a hound dog.
Hey Mike, remember to kick someone's ass the first day.
"Anybody up for toss'in some salad?!?!?!?!?!"
Michael "gett'in pounded in the ass" Vick
From tossin' the pigskin to salads. Motherfucker….
Hey ImprovisedErectileDevice, do you really come here for breaking sports news? You've made a few posts because Matt didnt have a post immediately about this, even tho the terms of the deal havent been announced.
No offense Ufford, but I come here for funny pictures, posts and T and A.
I feel cheated. I wanted a trial, dammit.
@hhy: I come to WithLeather to check my e-mail.
Wait, these aren't e-mails??
I know we're not comparing apples to apples here, but let the debate begin: Peter Rose is banned from baseball for life for betting on Baseball. Should Michael Vick has the may have opportunity to come back to Football after running &/or financing a gambling ring in which animals were killed ?
@WAS: the interwebs can be confusing.
He'll serve 6 months in a half-way house or a celeb prison.
Shake those hips Vick, they will serve you well where you are going…
Marcus is probably really happy that for once, people will regard him as being "the good son."
Is Chris Henry the slimiest looking motherfucker in the NFL? Nice face douche.
I'll miss seeing Vick take the (rape) stand.
@LordZnot
I still dont know why Pete Rose cant be allowed into the Hall of Fame. The only people who care one way or the other are people who live withing 50 miles of cincinatti.
Vick killed dogs…Ray Lewis killed people (a people). Case closed.
Mark Chmura will always be my favorite rapist… i mean nfl tight end.
do you really come here for breaking sports news?
Ummmm… no? But surely he could have worked some tits in there somehow, right?
Remember, Mike, when you get in there, you want to find the biggest, baddest motherfucker, and on the first day walk up to him…. and blow him.
/Artie Lange
@HHY: I come here for the witty diatribes of our fearless leader and the witty retorts of all of my fellow ham-fisted mongoloids.
I wonder if this will affect his fantasy value…
Aaron I agree 100%
I think 'Cell Block H' taught us all the prison aint that bad and theres the ocassional hot australian chick in there.
Here comes minimum security folly to a Sports Center near you.
I'm sure there's a penal equivalent to the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm out there somewhere and he'll get sentenced to it. Lets just hope Snoopy gets him on the business end of one of those rape racks.
Doesn't
Ron MexicoMike have herpes? He'll probably be like, I got something to add to that salad…The
Vdick should have had cow fights instead of using dogs. No one gives a flying fuck about killing cows cuz they're so yummy. Have you tried dog? Yuck… takes like failure.I hope Joey Harrington's sitting at home laughing maniacally right now.
Brilliant work 289!
Punch,+1.
Could be a good ESPN reality show.
@DDH, or a VH1 reality series, they could call it "Jail House Rock of Love".
They could call it "Playmakers" Naw, that's not realistic.
You know, the more I think about this the less upset I get.
Vick fought and killed dogs. On the "That's fucked up scale that ranks about a 5.
Ray Lewis killed someone
OJ wrote a book called "If I did it"
R. Kelly peed on a bitch-lette, video taped it, wrote a song about it and put a midget in a closet.
Michael Jackson fucks 8 year olds by the dozen.
Yoko is still alive
So on and so on. Without the knowlage of hindsight, if I had to choose between being in Kobe's shoes when that rape thing dropped or in Vick's shoe's when the dog fighting thing started, well, i would have chose both.
Tim and Punch
Sitting in a tree
p-l-u-s-s-i-n-g
(with apologies to Mr. Rockgroin)
sad face
Ray Lewis did kill a guy.
He killed two guys.
To Michael Vick:
Burn in hell you piece of shit. I hope we never see you, or hear your voice ever again. Go away and never come back.
I second Joe's hatred of Ookie, and he pays for the horrbile things he has done to other living things. And coming from me, someone who has frequently raped unicorns, that's saying something.
Vick having anal sex in jail, Brady Quinn proving to be a competent NFL quarterback… what the fuck is happening? The apocalypse is upon us.
@Aaron and @LordZnot
You dudes don't have a clue. Killing/raping/robbing the joe average folk has nothing to do with what happens on the battlefield. Who gives a shit what the gladiators do on their own time?
Fucking Pete Rose bet on games that he participated in. That makes us think that maybe the whole fucking arena is a farce. God help us if we can't trust our sports heroes.
Yo, you gettin pounded in the ass dawg
-Elijah Dukes
(How in God's name was this the first Elijah Dukes comment…I didnt even want to write this, but felt compelled to)
National
Felony
League
(god I'm clever)
Whether or not he's allowed to come back is irrelevant – two years (the over/under on his sentence, according to me) of prison food, no football, and getting sub-standard treatment for his herpes is going to be pretty rough on his body. Plus, what NFL team in their right minds would touch him after this? He could win 10 Superbowls in a row and he'd still get booed every time he touched the ball – even in his home stadium.
People would literally throw dogshit at him on the sidelines.
I wonder if Vick's going to get it doggy style first. maybe they will hang him or drowned him……..ah.. hell just shot him !
People would literally throw dogshit at him on the sidelines.
Uh, don't think they could figuratively throw dogshit.
Well, they could, but we couldn't see it….
Right around the time when Vick got first indicted, my (now) old job had a company picnic and one of my buddies happened to have a Michael Vick edition football. We threw it around in the punishing heat, regretting having drank so much the day before.
Before the day was over, we were referring to it as "tossing the ol' dogskin around." Something tells me I'll never see the pearly gates.
To Micheal Vick:
NIGHTY-NIGHT!!! KEEP YOUR BUTTHOLE TIGHT!!!
Username, I honestly think you wrote that just to get a reaction. I'm not playing that game.