TITO ORTIZ LIKES JENNA JAMESON
08.28.07
You know, on paper, being a UFC heavyweight and dating a porn star looks like a pretty sweet deal. But then I see this, and you know what? It's a great time to be a skinny blogger, just masturbating the day away. Not that I'm going to be able to manage an erection for the rest of the day.
Memo to Tito Ortiz: we already think that you're a very tough, dangerous man. Sticking your face inside Jenna's pork receptacles is just going over the top. Gah, this is like a scene in Aliens or The Fly.
More photos over at WWTDD. But you don't really want to see them.
Update: As commenter Peter McSheisty points out, Ortiz is a light heavyweight. Oh. Well, this just changes everything. Now the picture isn't gross at all. Thanks, assbag!
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Looks l like they're sharing a cock.
l like they're sharing a cock
I like that too, Timbo….I mean…
Let me be the first asshole to say that Tito Ortiz is a Light Heavyweight.
What's bigger? Her vagina or the hoop earrings?
Wow, did I misplace the "l" on that one. Sooo excited to be first.
Tim likes sharing cock! Hee.
sooo… who's taken more shots to the face, Tito or Jenna?
It looks like he's trying to suck the herpes out of her, like he's on the Green Mile.
Thanks, assbag!
Now is that a bag made out of an ass or a bag full of asses.
/Louis C.K.
HELLO…
Hello…
hello…
She looks like she's really enjoying that.
Her gash probably resembles a Giant Size Roast Beef sandwich from Arby's that sat under the heat lamps overnight.
@The Hero: C) Her anus
Also, he's only kissing her so she doesn't put some random guy's cock in her mouth.
Leave the guy alone, he's found something the UFC doesn't test for. He's just looking for an edge.
@WAS, an open-faced roast beef sandwich.
Looks like they are trying to eat/swallow each other.
Tito just got his results back from the clinic.
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Mmmm, open faced club sand wedge
"So that's what TT Boy tastes like."
-Tito Ortiz
You would think they could each afford their own prescription of Valtrex and not have to share pills.
I believe she's what the kids these days are calling a "sausage wallet."
A porn star kissing like that when the movie cameras aren't rolling? Jenna, Jenna, Jenna…you need to leave work at work.
That would be like Eli Manning throwing an interception when washing his car. Or fucking his car. Or whatever the hell it is he does when he's not throwing interceptions.
It's bad news for Wrestling stars when the UFC starts stealing their women….
Jenna is thinking "Honey I told you, I already know what Chuck Lidells' ass tastes like, yes hon' Rampages' too".
After making out with the crystal meth fiend, Tito licked his lips and said, "Peter North?"
Tito "Snowball" Ortiz