TIM DONAGHY IS GUILTY
08.16.07I realize I haven't touched on Tim Donaghy's guilty plea to two felony charges, but that's because the only legal infractions I understand are DUI, stalking, assault, rape, and murder. You know, the sexy crimes.
As recompense, here's "Goodfoulers," which is the best thing I've seen on the Internet since an Eva Angelina movie last night. It's funny, and less of a Scorsese rip-off than most Guy Ritchie movies.
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Hey Tim…don't forget your shinebox.
I'm gonna go fix the Suns series, fix the Suns series.
Dance the drink over to me, Cuban.
I'm gonna go "T" up Raja Bell, "T" up Raja Bell.
OOOOOOOHHHH!
WSW-
"You sneeky Bastage!" – Roman Maroni
Rasheed got hot? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, Artest got suspended? Fuck you, pay me. Wade tore his ACL? Fuck you, pay me.
How about…..
So I tells him "Stern! What are you still doing here, I thought I told you to go fuck ya motha?".
POW! BOOM! BING!
I wish I was big just once.
His brother Jack isn't going to be happy with this.
"This ought to prove my mother wrong, saying Donaghy is Gaelic for failure. What the hell does she know, she's a Murphy! Bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists."
Hey Ilgauskus! That bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head!
oklahoma kid… i'm the oklahoma kid. dance motherfucker
Shane!
Eva Angelina is really smart. I think she would score 100% on my pop quiz.
In the book Wiseguy (the basis for Goodfellas), they discuss Henry Hill's involvement with fixing college hoops in Boston. Knowledge, bitches.
P.S. I had to visit the commissioner's office–it's like you died and went to Jew heaven.
Fuck this video, where's the Eva Angelina video???
Qualifications?
Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
You said rape twice.
I like rape.
Charming.