The latest news on the crazy Jose Offerman bat assault is that Offerman's lawyer is contesting that the assaulted pitcher may have broken his finger in the ensuing melee, not during the criminal assault. Same goes for the catcher who got a concussion on one of Offerman's backswings. I dunno, man. I'm not a professional juror or anything, but the series of time-lapse photos above makes it look like Jose Offerman, you know, attacked people with a bat.
WARNING: Watch the video with the sound OFF. I listened to it and went into a rage blackout. I don't know what happened, but there's a dead hobo outside my building and a church burning down the street.
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I plan to use the same defense when charges come against me for killing those Hippie "Frolfers". Yes, I changed out their frisbees for Anti-tank mines, BUT I didn't make them toss them around.
Maybe Jose heard the music in his head. It would explain his outburst.
By the way, the musical masterpiece is called Tribal Dance by 2 Unlimited. The man who wrote the lyrics is a complete genius.
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For added fun, try listening to the theme from "Chariots of Fire" instead. It makes the extra-length transition fade seem like slo-mo!
That video was great, much better than Cats. Im going to watch it again and again.
This attack won't just scare you… it'll fuck you up for life.
Diamond-sharp political insights sink into pseudo-Faulknerian hoodoo; plots and subplots entangle like kudzu on a riverbank; and some of the keenest American prose ever written keeps close company with some of the gustiest. Offerman delivers a five-star performance in America's feel good movie of the year. BRAVO! ENCORE!
That was "music"? My cat meows better than that. So does my dog when she hears the doorbell.
Damn Pavlov reflex.
What a lunatic… His career is ov…. oh, wait
And this song is played on repeat inside of Joan Rivers' vagina. The only thing that's been bumping in there for 38 years.
greta slideshow, shitty background music. I would have gone with something a little moe viloent sounding like "bulls on parade" by Rage or "walk" by Pantera
* great, not greta. and no that was not some Freudian slip about me thinking about Greta VanSusstern
Ohhhhh Greta….
And I'm spent
UU and Greta sitting in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
WSW11:
Thank you for the now-obligatory Joan Rivers' Vagina reference.
@ Pauly and FMF'er, both of those comments made me laugh.
Just out of curiousity, where did all these pics come from? Wouldn't it have just been easier to film a video, rather than take a million consecutive pictures? If these pictures ARE from a video, why can't we watch an actual video?
yeah. that footage was okay. the song, however, kicked mega ass.
Crappy video. Like someone said, why not just do the friggin' video, instead of individual screencaps (I assume that's what they are). And most of the video is wasted- I wanted to see the hits a couple more times.
As for the Offerman himself, what I noticed was that even after the catcher had him in a headlock, he was still holding the bat. That wouldn't bode well, if I were the judge. But then if I were the judge, I'd sentence Mike Modano to death for his role in all this. And demand his new bride do community service at my house.