Aaron Harang and the Reds shut out the Dodgers 1-0 last night, sending Los Angeles to its sixth straight loss. The Dodgers have now been shut out three consecutive games and haven't scored in 28 innings. How are the Dodgers going to produce runs? Well, the '86 Mets and strippers tell me cocaine helps you score, so maybe they should look into it. Is there any cocaine in LA?
Harang gave up just four hits in eight innings of work to improve to 11-3 on a team that can't score runs and is habitually 15 games under .500 — pretty impressive. Ken Griffey Jr (of course) drove in the Reds' only run, and even robbed the Dodgers of a couple hits with some impressive plays in the outfield. The Reds are now 49-64. That's good enough for, what? Second place in the NL Central?
Other MLB scores: Kip Wells, inspired by LaFawnduh, outduels Maddux as Cards win 2-1… Red Sox beat Angels 9-6 to avoid sweep. Dustin Pedroia and Mike Lowell led the offense, while the bullpen kept the Angels in check after Jon Lester was chased early… Juan Uribe's two-run homer ends 13-inning marathon; White Sox win 6-4 over Tribe… Wang-Halladay: Roy K's 8 in 7 innings as Jays cool off Yanks.
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Way to come thru in the clutch, White Sox. You really know when to get hot.
I tell you, those Yankee pitchers are good.
Maybe the Dodgers can't score but Tommy Lasorda jerked off while watching to hookers finger bang each other last night. That should count for something.
Hey Wang, it's a parking it's a parking lot.
How did I stutter in that? It's 7:27am on he West Coast.
If the Dodgers are struggling to score, they can always count on #1 fan, Alyssa Milano, to help out.
Wang-Halladay: Roy K's 8 in 7 innings as Jays cool off Yanks.
NOW we talk about the Yankees. What the hell!? It's all good my friends, it's all good.
so that's why Kip has sucked all year… he's been busy chatting with babes online all day.
Any coke in LA?
Nope, Lindsay Lohan snorted it all.
@grungedave: either that, or he's been too busy training to become a cage fighter.
Hey Tim, go get the papers get the papers.
Is there any coke in L.A? Is a pig's pussy pork?
In my own experience, cocaine helps with the runs.