RON DAYNE IS TOTALLY GONNA BREAK OUT
08.29.07I may be a fantasy football novice, but I definitely understand the importance of finding a good sleeper pick. And I think this is the year Ron Dayne finally breaks out. He just needed 7 years to get a feel for the NFL is all. Kinda like me and undoing bra clasps. Nah, just kidding. That took me nine years.
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I wasn't going to say anything, but I actually saw Uff's team when I was doing my pre-draft prep and it was pretty darn solid. And this is coming from one of the best fantasy minds of the past 10 years. No joke.
UES: A fluke, I promise. I'm already using my waivers when I should be waiting and picking up people in free agency.
These fellas are the epitome of the phrase "too much time on your hands."
I wasn't going to say anything, but I actually saw Uff's team when I was doing my pre-draft prep and it was pretty darn solid. And this is coming from one of the best fantasy minds of the past 10 years. No joke.
Holy shit. If you love him so much, why don't you marry him?
Ron Dayne is now teamed up in a tandem rushing combo in texas with Ahman Green known as "Done and Done-er", a comparable threat to that of the "thunder and lightning" of the 2000 season, only they suck.
Don't sell yourself short, Matt. You're a tremendous slouch.
A parody of an online fantasy news story?
Someone put an actual football in my hand before I pass out.
The epiotme of the phrase "too much time spent alone with one's hands" is hardawayhatesyou at home visiting assparade.com.
@JWK, because there are laws surrounding that kind of behavior. I've limited it to some light stalking and shrine-making.
AND JWK, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Yet another reason I'd totally go queer for Dreamboat. How many celebrity babies have names anywhere near as normal as Jonathan? So much more respectable than Apple or Moon Unit. Well, maybe not Moon Unit, but definitely more respectable than Apple. Go Pats.
No gain Dayne. No way I would ever draft him. You gotta go with Maurice Clarett if he is still on the board
Wow, send me back to the days when all you needed to know and hope for was, what tiime is opening kick off, my QB better have his A game, do I have enough pizza, and will the guys bring enough beer so they won't drink all of mine.
Was that Carl Monday?
Other sleeper picks – semi-handlebar mustaches and suspenders.
In all seriousness, I am just hoping Couch falls to me at the six pick.
If Ron Dayne is totally gonna break out why doesn't someone get him some Clearasil?
Fantasy sports is nature's way of saying "You aren't masturbating nearly enough"
I'm just here for Ron Dayne's boner.
What's with the half-lit face? Didn't these guys learn anything in camera school? Geez!
What?
Readykilowatt, I participate in both pastimes way too much.
Bogus video. Everyone in the know is awaiting the breakout year of one Mr. David Carr. I'm predicting he throws for 3,300 yards and 26 TDs without ever coming off the bench. He's that damn good.
Are people really questioning the awesomeness that is fantasy sports? I can only play in so many intramural leagues, and make so many irrational and uninformed bets in the marketplace. Fantasy is, by far, the best way to say "fuck you I'm better than you" to your friends and colleagues. After all, isn't that what friendship and work are all about?
With this poor man's Carl Monday's pronunciation of enigma in the open, I thought we would have another 100 comment race war on our hands.
In all seriousness, Ron Dayne is absolutely useless as a Starting RB if he can't get 20 carries a game. Give him that and anyone'll appreciate that. if he can't get a rhythm… he's worse than fucking Lamar Smith.
That's some comedy gold right there.
I would get Ricky Williams before I would get Ron Dayne. I bet when he smokes weed he gets stronger, like Popeye and spinach. The more construda the better.