Obviously, the hottest new show on TV is going to be "Ty Murray's Celebrity Bull Riding Challenge" on CMT. Debuting August 10th, it pits nine "celebrities" against each other for the right to — and this is truly exciting — ride a bull in public.
These celebrities will quickly move from mechanical bull to riding some of the biggest, meanest animals from the Professional Bull Riders (PBR) tour. If the celebrities can conquer their fear, avoid injuries and get a passing grade from Murray, at the end of their training they'll ride in front of a packed auditorium at a PBR event in Nashville. The celebrities will even get a chance to pick their poison, choosing which legendary bull they'll ride in the finale. It's the ultimate man versus beast showdown.
Among the show's stars will be such luminaries as one of the Baldwin brothers, that one guy from one of the Survivor shows, a guy who rides motorcycles, Nitro from American Gladiators, and… Rocket Ismail! If this is the ultimate man versus beast showdown, it might have been nice if they had gotten some ultimate men. Or at least some flying sharks to play the ultimate beast.
Flying sharks, man. God I'm terrified of them. It's a good thing they're just a myth, like ACC football and the female orgasm.
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That actually makes Christian Okoye's pirate show look palatable.
Gore that fucker Nitro!
Nitro from American Gladiators ? I'm guessing Malibu was not available.
Emmitt Smith and Jerry Rice think The Rocket has sold out.
Sure Nitro appeared on, and dated the fictional alter ego of, Ellen Degeneres, but that does not neutralize his ultimate mandom. No. Rather, like the boulders in the gauntlet, it serves only as a distraction from the greater dangers that lurk beyond.
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Chad Johnson is gonna be pissed when he hears about this.
@Rembrandt: I have a headache after reading that post.
The Ismails remind me of a joke I read a long time ago. "Since Raghib is called the 'Rocket' and Qadry is called the 'Missle', does that make their mother 'The Launching Pad'?"
No? OK, I'll go over here now. Don't yell at me, Matt.
What, Chyna wasn't around? She could kick Nitros ass any day! Plus, I bet that SHE/MALE could ride that bull for all it's worth!
this is just fantastic…it shows that the television industry has NO INTENTION of slowing down this reality train. we're like 2 or 3 seasons away from "Celebrity Russian Roulette." set your tivo now.
@Brooklyn:
Dustin Diamond accepts your challenge.
Top notch 289, top notch!
The cast of different stroked also Brookly….Whoever is left…..
*strokes *Brooklyn
It's the ultimate man versus beast showdown.
I don't know…I mean the Tom Arnold/Rosanne Barr Divorce was pretty fierce
Can't think of another nine more deserving of a nice bull rack impalement
Next up on Versus: Celebrity inmate prison shower-room show-down!
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Matt, just read your Seahag preview over on deadspin. Jesus, Mary and Joseph……it will be OK. If I knew you and cared about your well-being I would be worried for you.
All Nitro has to do is give that menacing stare of his and that bull will be mince(d)-meat, and then Czonka and that preppy guy will go nuts and then tell you about the all new Eliminator, man that show was awesome…
A-Rod bullrides boners and he doesn't get a show? Where's the justice in that?
Do they pay black people extra to appear on CMT?
huh. The Boz must have been booked already.
Leif Garrett AND Vanilla Ice. Wow. Just…wow.
So can I refer to him as Red Rocket Ismail now?
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Abdolla was just giving us a little taste of what The Rocket had been doing to keep busy and keep eatin' during those lean years when he wasn't a Dallas Cowboy until Celebrity Bullriding.