
Saturday night I shelled out some of my hard-earned blog earnings for 2.5 hours of open bar and the UFC fights. And while we didn't get to see the Babalu-David Heath bloodbath that left the Octagon stained the rest of the night (side note: apparently Heath had earlier worn a tee-shirt that had a picture from Babalu's DUI arrest on it), I did get to see George St. Pierre work over Josh Koscheck before 44-year-old Randy Couture inexplicably defended his heavyweight title against Brazilian brawler Gabriel Gonzaga.
But Couture didn't just run a clinic on one of the baddest men on the planet (who's 16 years younger than he is) — he did it with a broken arm.
Couture sustained the injury Saturday blocking a Gonzaga right high kick with his left forearm, cleanly separating the ulna bone with a “nightstick fracture,” a break common in law enforcement circles. The injury placed the UFC heavyweight champion’s arm in a splint for six weeks. The appendage will not need a cast. “It’s not displaced, so the doctors think it will reattach in about a week and a half,” said Couture.
You know what would be an awesome TV show? Randy Couture kicking Bear Grylls's ass. Every week, Grylls could get dropped off in the middle of nowhere, with no sustenance besides what the show's producers give him between takes, and nothing nicer than a two-star hotel to sleep in. Then Couture comes onscreen and kicks his ass.
Okay, so I haven't really worked out the details yet, but I'd definitely get lots of tight shots of Bear crying.
[FanHaus]


UFC is pretty bad ass. I don't think Couture has enough muscle, he should really hit the gym or something.
Shouldn't this guy be playing hockey?
Uh-oh, looks like trouble on Planet Unicorn. CC vs. BDD.
I've heard a lot of men's nightsticks appear fractured when they encounter a blood-stained octagon.
…tight shots of Bear crying…
"YOUR NAME IS BOO-BOO!!! SAY IT!!!"
Simmer down on the Bear hate. Fraud or not, the man is dreamy.
If men are allowed to ogle an endless parade of fake boobies, I should be allowed to enjoy my fake adventure boy in peace.
You know what would be an awesome TV show? Randy Couture kicking Bear Grylls's ass.
Do I sense some trouble in the KSK household?
I'd like to see Randy Couture piss on a shirt and wear it around his head so he doesn't get heat stroke. Then bite the head off a live snake and suck the body down like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm 24, my body looks like that of a 44 year old. The universe is playing a cruel trick.
Randy Couture has a championship belt and I have a hairline. I guess everything works out, no?
I'd like to see Randy Couture make an egg white omelet and garnish it with produce bought at a local farmer's market. Then have him play the mandolin. That would be great drama.
Bear is the fucking nuts still so stfu! Randy Couture is exactly the opposite of Lame ass Ken Shamrock. Why again has that punching bag been hyped more over the years than the Natural?
I lost a shitload of money on both of those fights, but it was worth it to see Randy defend his title. One of the most impressive athletic feats Ive ever seen. Dominating someone 20lbs heavier and 17 years younger. Unbelievable.
Nothing better than two hours of human cockfighting. Glad I drank enough during my fantasy football draft that I passed out near the end.
How about Bear getting dropped off in the middle of nowhere and not knowing when its coming. He has to run and hide and can't sleep because he being chased by the one armed man. That would be so fucking cool. And then after that, they can squeeze out some elephant shit martini's and laugh about the good old days.
Given his age, this fracture could saldy be the end of Randy's career. That said, he did put on one hell of a show Saturday and proved this UFC fan's prediction wrong.
McSheisty – why on Earth did you put money on Koscheck? Everyone knew GSP would be motivated following his loss.
The next card is going to be unbelievable. Rampage-Henderson is a legitimate superfight and Hamill-Bisping was the matchup everyone wanted to see on TUF 2. But I'll mostly be looking forward to the fight that could be the most exciting in UFC history – Cro Cop against Cheick Kongo. That one's not going to the ground, and it sure isn't going to be decided by the judges.
Because I was getting 2-1 and Kos is a world class wrestler. Nobody expected him to get beat at his own game. Plus, I think Koscheck will be welterweight champion, one day.
FUCK YOU BEAR IS DA SHIT!!!!111!!!! AND HE'S TUFFER THAN U AND I BET U SUCK DIX!!!!11!!! LOL!!!
BEAR ROOLZ YOU DROOLZ!!!!
Marques Slocum's 14 year old sister just hacked drew's account.
Randy Couture wants to be your superhero
Not afraid to tumble fall
He's okay
Even if he's got an in-jur-ay
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
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The Sobral-Heath blood bath was sick.
Any contest where the winner gets his arm broken by one kick from the loser is a wonderful contest. I really don't care to see Randy crush Bear Grueilsellduels but I would like to see Bear v. Michael Vick, maybe to the death on some sort of suspended platform or something.
I like your moxy, KevinEldon. But I have to say, the elevated platform has to be enclosed. I don't want the fight to be over in like two seconds when one of the two of them plummet to their death. It'd be the cheapest end of a fight ever.
Yeah, seriously, you have to enclose the cage and after about the five minute mark, instead of a bell, they release the pit bulls with bees in their mouth so when they bark, they shoot bees out at the two of them.
I broke my arm and still won a wrestling match for 5th place in Illinois IKWF State in 7th grade. Dislocated my elbow, inverted 90 degrees the opposite direction, and still won cause it happend at the final buzzer. Shower me in
PissPraise!