Ted DiBiase, AKA "The Million Dollar Man," is one of the best heels in WWF/WWE history. Apropos of nothing (and courtesy flubby of KSK), here's probably the most awesome thing he ever did.
Man, I love watching children's dreams die. But that's just me. I get off on things dying. Some people think that's weird, but some people have never strangled a prostitute, so what do they know?
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apropos of strangling prostitutes. its not, technically, necrophelia if you fuck her while she's still warm.
just saying
great clip. DiBiase was one of the best. From 1985-1995 the WWE was great.
"You've got to learn a hard cruel fact of life: when you don't do the job right, you DON'T GET PAID."
If I had a dollar for every time I've used that line on underage 3rd world prostitutes…
I'd have, like, 46 dollars.
"look at the poverty", one of the best ways to sum up a WWE crowd.
Shawn never trusted Whitey again.
The Iron Sheik then called Sean a no-good piece of shit motherfucker.
Who knew Ed O'Bannon was a WWF fan when he was a kid?
A life changing moment for a young Pacman Jones.
"I can tell just looking at you
little nig boythat you and your whole family could really use a lot more than just 500 dollars"Nice. Ted Di Biasi. Race champion. Million Dollar Man.
"Hey little black boy, want some money for being black? Yea I bet you do. Here, give it a go, it's simple *bonk* ohhh! that was only 14 1/2 and one expensive size 12 screw up son. Get a real job cause people won't pay you for that crap."
That about right?
That might possibly be the most evil thing I've ever seen a human being do to a child on live television.
The WWf really used to be the shit. Hulkamania, Miss Elizabeth (moment of silence), King Kong Bundy, Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka, Mean Gene Okerlund. Ahh….good old days.
I think that was KoKo B. Ware's kid
God DAMN! There is a special place in hell for him…Of course, after SUPER FLY JIMMY SNUKA get ahold of him!!!
Fantastic. Although, I'm pretty sure that kid robbed me last year.
Million Dollar Man, Ten dollar jacket.
What is so funny about strangling a prostitute? Sometimes, shocking statements can be funny. Sometimes they are just disturbing. Maybe you are angry at women in general because they don't think you're hot. Try masturbating. Or an on-line dating service. It just might do you a little bit of good.
Of course, they make virgil bring out the ball. Where was NOIS back then?
"There, there looks like a basketball player, come on up here son."
Who woulda thought that a black kid woulda been up on stage? I thought he was pointing to Austin Croshere
Hey Tsurwilljr…ummm, maybe this isnt the comment section for you, yeah, sorry.
In other news, OMG, he just owned that little kid. I'm disturbed and filled with joy at the same time. I'm going to notify NOIS Blog of this transgression.
What is so funny about strangling a prostitute?
if you have to ask…
Poor Shaquille. :(