This clip of an Iranian striker celebrating his goal by pulling down his shorts comes from The Offiside, and even though I knew he was going to take off his pants, I still laughed when I saw it. I think I'm gonna start doing this. Find a dollar on the street? Get a buy-back from the bartender? Make somebody laugh? The pants are comin' down, baby.
(Oh, and since you definitely don't want another soccer post here, check out the ugliness in the LA Galaxy-Chivas USA match, aka the "Superclassico." Those crazy LA rivalries!)
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The celebration continued into the evening when he stoned his wife to death in a public square.
I love how soccer players don't even use their hands to fight. And I will give props to Beckham, I would have done so much more.
It would have been a hand ball! Get it… Hand Ball? Sigh.
If only those silky shorts would have slid all the way down to his ankels; we coulda had a futbol naked pile on once he tripped.
That is kinda the way I celebrate every Texas Longhorn Touchdown. Except I pay Ruby to drop her pants.
"Ian, would you like to come to the party in my pants?"
"No Brick."
/obligatory Anchorman joke
headbut to the face was crazy. Use you hands soccer boy, it's not like you can use them while you're playing.
I think we're all very impressed with the way he ran up to fight, but then waited for his teammates to break it up. There's a fine line between being composed and being a pussy.
Don't you hate pants?
+1 Camp Tiger Claw
Speaking of which, when are we getting this point system installed. Ufford!
I wish the girls from yesterdays soccer video had taken their shorts off……………and then fingerbanged each other.
It's all fun and games until someone gets executed for offending Allah.
So those guys at Abu Ghraib were embarrassed by being naked why?
This reminds me of the time I lost my anal virginity in prison—What, NO!!!