Holy prison movie, Batman. The Orioles led the Rangers 3-0 after three innings last night. Then the Rangers went to the no-huddle, notching innings of 5, 9, 10, and 6 runs before the dust settled on a 30-3 blowout that broke the modern-day record for runs in a game by one team.
Jarrod Saltalamacchia and Ramon Vazquez both hit two home runs while going 4-for-6 with 7 RBI — not bad production from the 8th and 9th hitters in your lineup. Meanwhile, Travis Metcalf and Marlon Byrd both hit grand slams. Definitely the kind of mind-boggling game where I could just sit and stare at the box score for a while to digest it all. At least I could if I didn't have all this porn to look at.
Other MLB scores: Sorry kids, but the modern-day scoring record trumps the impressive Dice-K performance: Red Sox fail to score runs, though, and B.J. Upton's 2-run shot is enough as Rays win… Brandon Webb's scoreless inning streak halted at 42, but he still gets the win in D-Backs' 3-2 victory… With Chris Young headed back to the DL, Jake Peavy stepped up, allowing two run in six innings in the Padres' 7-5 win over the Mets.
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And I thought the Yankees looked like shit after getting 18 runs hung on them Tuesday night.
Yokoooooooooooooooooooooooo…… noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
when did Steve Spurrier start managing the Rangers?
I'm not a huge baseball fan, but MLB didn't officially legalize / sanction gang rape, did it? Because that's just awesome.
In their house, they wwere rode HARD and put away wet and nasty….Not even a little peck or reach around on that one! YANKEES WIN, YAAAANNNNKEEES WIN!
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Too bad Texans as a whole rape the nation of their pride.
30-3???? Were the Rangers pitching underhand the whole game?
The pitching, managment, and ownership of the orioles is fucking awesome. I stared at a bottle of asprin last night and wondered how many i could get down before I started foaming at the mouth, cuz it would be 100 times less painful than watching this game. Jesus tapdancing christ, i might have to become a nationals fan.
damn man, Big tittied asian day was the only reason i came to work today. but i guess gangrape is just as good
You know the ravens did not give up 30 points at any time last season.
no football score jokes?
niiiiiice.
Were the Rangers pitching underhand the whole game?
Are you trying to say that the Orioles really suck?
Thank you, Peter Angelos for continuing to make the O's the MLB version of Eddie Griffin: an utter fiery train wreck.
Too Soon. Was the guy not announced dead yesterday? For shame. (no, not really)
Any team that employs douche of the century, Kevin Millar, deserves to be gang raped.
Chuck Norris's tears cure gang rape.
The rangers must have had the pitching set on Rookie.