I'll pretty much post any video that has hot chicks wrestling in some kind of viscous substance, and this one is no exception. I guess margaritas are sexy and refreshing… but when I find a woman soaked in bourbon, that's when I know I've found true love.
(Thanks to JoSCh for taking some time off from impressing women with his dry wit to send this in.)
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Head to South Philly, you'll definitely find a woman smelling of bourbon.
If this site has taught me nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girly sports like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such*
* such and such apparantly includes wrestling in margaritas.
over/under on comments who wonder why matt called margaritas a "viscious" substance: 2 and a half.
Simply put, this is what makes our country great. You didn't see German chicks in turbans wrestling in vodka behind the great wall of China during the Communist occupation of Spain under the rule of Castro now, did you?
HHY
Its viscous because of its consistency, but its vicious because I brutally anally rape my date after I spike her Margarita.
Yeah, its a stretch. Im sorry, Ive got nothing.
But you do see German chicks having guys poop in their mouths. That's what makes this country great.
Women soaked in bourbon find you.
I would drink the margarita they wrestled in… well, even if they didn't wrestle in it.
I just buy Md 20/20 for my homeless women. It's just cheaper to get off.
Time to update the old Monster.com resume objective to include "margarita wrestling referee."
How hard is that band in the video trying to be Sublime, by the way?
(And yes, I'm aware that whoever the band is, they're probably really big and I'm an old dipshit who doesn't keep up with that sort of thing.)
..and I'll have a Margarita Grande out of those yellow panties
I don't know, they look nothing like Sublime… [www.myspace.com]
I mean they don't even have a dog.
good work twoeightnine. Where once I thought they were just biting a sound, now I see they're completely shameless.
I'm sure they get mad respect around the LBC.
They're well qualified to represent the LBC.
I've got something salty to smear around their rims.
Is it a Bloody Margarita if they're on the rag?
Woodrow- +100 a great image to end the week on…
Be worse if they put yeast in the drink – we'd have to call it Margarita Loaf
dude, you make your margaritas with bourbon? sick!
Oh contraire – any hard liquor will suffice
They should just play Lee Greenwood's, Proud To Be An American during this video because God knows I am.
I wound if IT is like fruit and soakes up the
lickerliqour and when you eat it you get drunk and pass out ?? …………..Next morning…..Hey were's my WALLET !!!Marty Moose is a definite nominee for "Doin' It Shittily".
rumor has it that the lead singer of The B Foundation is Bradley Nowell's little half brother. I've seen them play before and they are playing with my buddy's band down here on August 31st, so maybe this time ill gather up the balls to ask him.
Tyler:
You think he'd be ripping his dead half brother that blatantly? If so, while he's selling his self respect, he may as well just front a "Sublime Reunion" tour.
Keep us posted, please. For some reason The B Foundation really pisses me off.
Today I feel a little embarrassed about having "the B Foundation" tattooed in Old English letters across my back.
Age to drink alcohol: 21, age to wrestle in alcohol: 18-21.
I'm amazed nobody has mentioned that the proceeds from margarita wrestling support breast cancer research. Take that, feminists!
mutumbo,
if he is his brother, he most undoubtedly grew up worshiping Bradley and probably has been miming him since he was a little kid.
the main reason I have my doubts is that I would think he (or his promoter) would sell the shit out of the bloodline because it would obviously boost ticket and album sales. and yeh, you would think he would be all about fronting a Sublime Reunion tour.
but maybe I'm wrong and he doesn't want to sellout his brother's legacy for money he probably doesn't need…i can't really think of an appropriate way to ask the kid…