Hey everyone, pardon the slight interruption from sports douchebaggage, but I wanted to make sure all you fine pieces of ass took a few minutes to check out our bloggy network's new movie blog, FilmDrunk. It's written by my good friend Lance Martini, and I can say that we're good friends because I've emailed him, like, four or five times. We also both hate Entourage almost as much as we hate people who like Entourage.
Anyway, go read FilmDrunk even if you don't watch movies. Go read it even if your family was murdered in a movie theater. You'll still like it because (unlike this blog) it has jokes and picture captions that are actually funny. Kinda sucks for me, because now With Leather is the third-funniest blog on the network, but whatever: I still have the best hair! Thanks, Garnier!
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To be fair, your hair is really nice. How do you make it shine like that? Mine just sits there, lifeless and dull. Sort of like my sexual partners.
@whowillsexmutombo: You're using too much Rohypnol.
And Lance Martini – that's a nice name. I think I may change mine to Sabre Long Island Iced Tea.
That doesn't quite work does it?
Machete "The Mojito" Manhattan
Sabre Caucasian.
Actually, I really like that.
I was over there this morning checking out some pictures of my good friend Angelina Jolie.
Slate Jagermeister
@Vanilla
I spent the whole morning looking up pics of my good friend Eva Angelina.
Nothing is better than Pussy Galore.
Best. Name. Ever.
The name's Brau. Meister Brau.
Good lord, if my name was Aiden, I'd get it changed to 'Fuck', just to spite my vacuous whore of a mother.
That's quality right there…but don't worry, you can still hang.
Irish Jameson
Assistant Editor, Bruce Cosmopolitan?
Bayonet fuzzy navel, bitches.
I agree with about 99 percent of what is posted on this board but Entourage is a great show. Sorry dawg. Had to say it! It's not like there is to much quality TV out there that can compare. It's just dudes trying to find hot ass the whole show? What's the problemo with that?
It's a show about a group of clownshoes looking for………..
Nevermind. Not worth it.
Correction: it's idiot NYC dipshits trying to work with Hollywood dipshits the whole show. Saying the hot ass makes it a good show is like saying the hot ass makes LA an awesome town. The show is Sex and the City II.
But if I have to explain it to you, you're already a lost cause with shitty taste. It's best you not even try to argue the point.
It is indeed a Sex in the City for men, congratulations metro, go watch some football.
"The show is Sex and the City II."
It's really too bad they didn't make it "24 II". Think of all the douchebags we'd see getting tortured, thrown down stairs, blown up and shot down by Elisha Cuthbert if they did. Sounds like good watchin'.
Isn't the word "entourage" French for fagosexual?
Say hello to "Cat O'Nine Tails Buttery Nipple."
rrrrooowwwwr
How about Rapier Gilmet…nope, that's Lance Bass gay.
Thanks for the plug. And for the site, since you pretty much set the whole thing up.
And the hair thing's definitely no contest. i wanted this Chinese chick just to trim my sideburns and she basically gave me a bowl cut – we're talking Corey Feldman circa 1988 here.
Prepare your cubes, for I shall soon gleam them.
when is The Last Boss coming back off of 'hiatus'? I thought that was a decent blog…
God, I love Entourage. Great show.