Listen, I try to keep my attention on shit that matters, like sports and naked chicks and videos of people getting hit in the face. Blogging about people who write about sports is for dipshits who should spend less time consuming sports and more time masturbating to the video game version of Lara Croft.
That said — and I know that this hardly counts as a real post — I don't know what else to do but ask that you read Nation of Islam Sportsblog's interview with Scoop Jackson. Wear a helmet. The irony is enough to crush your skull.
And now, I guess I should get back to this.
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How can someone write anything in ALL CAPS and think that's ok. I've decreased my visual acuity by 5% by reading that stuff.
thats an awful lot of words to be asking us to read on a monday there chief. how about you break that up into like 5 short little digestible segments and you spoon feed us a little bit at a time. you know our ADD will never allow us to read that whole thing in one sitting
Wow, I always thought Scoop was nothing but a preachy, bigoted douchebag. But after reading this article, I admit my perspective has changed. I realize he also has no concept of reality whatsoever.
'Scoop' Jackson? More like 'Poop' Jackson.
Thank you! I'll be here all week!
Scoops. Up. Side. Ya head. Say, Scoop's upside ya head!
Why only the video game version of Lara Croft? Wasn't the Angelina Jolie version worthy enough?
Um. Well, that was pretty much the worst thing to happen to me all day. And I wore a helmet and everything.
Last time I was forced to digest a speech that long and boring, I was wearing a cap and gown. (Note: I never graduated from college or anything, I just really like to wear a cap and gown.)
I an still trying to figure out if it is a real interview or not.
Brilliant.
Wow I'm pretty sure I married Scoop Jackson bc/after 30 seconds of blah blah blah I was staring downwards thinking about lunch and what I wanted to do later on.
I feel like the newscaster from Scanners right now. I'm going to be worthless for the rest of the day.
you make me wanna scoop scoop bay doop scoop bay doop bay doop
I wish I had that 5 minutes of my life back and my head hurts from trying to read the all CAPS responses
I'm amazed that the Nation of Islam has enough time to blog. Especially with the fact they have to pray while facing Mecca 37529375294729457 times a day.
" "reverse-racism". A term developed by the same institutions which, in an effort to perpetuate racism, deny its existence. It's the classic "i'm rubber and you're glue" defense, used by people that don't like what they see when you hold a mirror in front of them and force them to look at themselves. We often get the same response from some of our readers. We liken it to the "kill the messenger" analogy. In our minds, "reverse racism" is a term conjured as a self defense mechanism. Pulled from thin air to be used in instances in which the accuser has been met with an argument in which he is incapable of effectively engaging. "
Which is the same thing they do? When they have no winning argument that can stand up to logic, all they have to do is scream "Racist!" at whoever is criticizing them. This is a hypocritical statement. I guess racism is worse than sexism because the Muslims have no problem with that.
"Which is the same thing they do?"
Who are they?? Those people? Just askin.
Scoop Jackson is the reason I stopped buying SLAM Magazine…
NOIS should have the music from the faceplant video as its' soundtrack….