I know you haven't been able to sleep at night since French soccer star Zinedine Zidane head-butted Italian defender Marco Materazzi in the 2006 World Cup final. What could have Materazzi said to a normally capitulation-minded Gaul to make him act in such an aggressive manner? Well, you no longer have to concoct a Benadryl/vodka cocktail to get some sleep because Marco finally revealed what he said:
"I prefer the whore that is your sister," Materazzi divulged in an interview in next week's edition of Italian magazine TV Sorrisi E Canzoni.
Wow, what a scoop. But didn't Zidane say that's what Materazzi's insult was like a year ago? I guess we can't blame Marco for divulging information everybody already knew a year later. Italians are like that. Most of the them in my grammar school had to repeat grades because of the same problem. -KD
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Zidane, along with that insane French rugby star, are the only badass things to come out of France. This was less a joke than just a statement of fact.
I don't have to turn in my WL joke-makers card now, do I? I'll try to be funnier, but you didn't give me much to go on, Kev. Something about pasta, maybe.
I always figured Mazzaretti said something aboout Zidane's Algerian heritage (he's from Algeria, not France). I could be mistaken, but didn't Mazzaretti used to do the Nazi salute after he scored goals in the Italian league?
"I fart in your general direction!" is what I thought set him off. I guess that only annoys the British.
@PreeSchoolGGW
Indeed, the non-aquatic Zissou is bad-ass, but I think you're forgetting French Toast, French Fries, and the most bad-ass thing around, the guillo.. er… gee-o…er… head choppy thing.
This was a win-win situation.
The italian proved to live up to his ethnic stereotype as slimy little bitches and the arab to his for losing his fucking mind minutes before the most important game on the planet that year goes to overtime.
I guess Allah like the pasta weasels more…..
gill-o-tine!
Yeah I'm much too drunk to be bothered with looking it up. And I'll tell you what I'm not drunk on, french rum! No, no, this is straight puerto rican rum!
Italians are like Irish, but with bigger penises and better jewelry. Also, seems like Materazzi should be commended for getting the other team's best player booted using only the power of words. Bravo, Azzuri!
Zidane is just another wacko Muslim. Really what normal person is going to get physically violent on the playing field because somebody calls his sister a whore? Does Zidane have some Tony Montanaesque fascination with the purity of his sister? I enjoyed the moment of his head butting, but these wackos need to relax, and try to respond in some in other way. I mean is this the first time an opposing player has called his sister a whore? He hasn't been able to come up some other response that a head butt to the chest?
Maybe we can come up with some responses for Zidane next time someone calls his sister a whore.