I never realized this was illegal, but Washington Wizards free agent Andray Blatche was arrested yesterday for soliciting an undercover cop for sex.
Blatche and a male acquaintance were arrested at 12:11 yesterday morning… after attempting to solicit sex from a female police officer in the prostitution enforcement unit… The Wizards have held high hopes for the 6-foot-11, 248-pound Blatche since selecting him with the 49th overall pick [in 2005], but his impact on the team has been minimal because his rookie season was stunted when he was shot in an attempted carjacking near his home in Alexandria.
I've gotta say, it's pretty dishonest of cops to disguise themselves as hookers. I'm sure Blatche respects the law; it's not like he would have offered her money for sex if she'd been wearing her uniform. In fact, the cop should be flattered that Blatche found her attractive. Besides, he's the victim here. I think getting shot during a carjacking entitles you to a little victimless vice crime. But what do I know? I'm just a guy with a huge penis.
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"For the last time — I thought the cop was a prostitute!"
Was he shot while attempting a car jacking? It isn't clear.
And just how hard up do you have to be to want to pay for play from one of those Google image searched skanks?
Wait, wait, wait, you can SOLICIT prostitutes now? I've been tying them up and putting them in my trunk and making them watch "Little Nicky" on my newly installed DVD player. Thank you Andre 3000 for teaching me the errors of my ways.
Unlike some people I know, least he didn't rape nobody.
That pimp is one handsome motherfucker.
THE BLATCHE SET ME UP!
You figure having money and fame, this Jackass could get sex the same way that ALL of us "Normal" guys do…Craigslist.com
So I said to the officer… no YOU'RE driving under the influence… of being a jerk!
Note to D.C metro police: Spend less time on the hookers, try a little harder to stop that "smoke some crack and kill everyone in sight" issue? Not that I'm telling you how to do your jobs.
That's a lovely shot of Marilyn Manson in that photoshopped image.
Derrick Thomas was white and loved hookers? Best T-shirt I've ever seen while at Arrowhead Stadium: "Heaven: 58 – Earth: 0. God Bless DT."
Derrick Thomas loved ALL women.
I will say this one time, people.
Thou shalt not take the name of Derrick Thomas in vain.
"Blatche and a male acquaintance were arrested at 12:11 yesterday morning… after attempting to solicit sex from a female police officer in the prostitution enforcement unit…"
I can only assume that the following statement started the whole night.
"Yo dawg let's go halfies on a hooker"
Gilbert Arenas says: Soliciting Hookers on the street isn't really soliciting because they want to be picked on that turf. Soliciting is when you go to the hooker's house while she's chilling and playing X-Box, and you then ask her for sex.
how about it, wwsm. every time i see a 'cops' episode with a prostitution sting, i cant believe how self-satisfied the police are when they catch some guy trying to get a 20 dollar blowjob. "good job guys. we stopped another guy from getting head from a crackhead. a day well spent." fuckin tools.
(no, i've never solicited a hooker).
Hardaway: Couldn't agree more. If you want to sleep with a hooker and risk getting robbed, beaten by a pimp, or laid out with a burning case of the clap, I'd say that's punishment enough. Maybe if we spent less time worrying about who people are trying to sleep with in this country, and more time worrying about the fact that we're raising an entire generation of fat, lazy, illiterate children, we'd be better off.
Shit, I sort of forgot to include a joke there.
Not reported: Vince Carter soliciting hand jobs at the Port Authority.
Hey, I tried.
o/t: Ric Bucher wrote a solid piece on the wwl about the officiating crisis in the NBA.
Back to your regularly scheduled hooker joke.
I may be fat and lazy, Mutombo, but I reads good.
And you're the prettiest girl at the party, Peter. You can have more cake.
Note: He could've married her, bought her a house, car, etc. ALL for the express purpose of getting his "jimmy waxed". THAT would be perfectly legal.
Also note: Wishing my third ex-wife had just run a meter… would've been MUCH cheaper.
When will athletes learn that you don't need hookers or strippers…all you have to do is beat off while driving like Eddie Griffin.
Shouldn't she be looking for terrists……it is her JOB !!!
Shouldn't she be looking for terrists……it is her JOB !!!
I've heard that the standard rule is: The best looking hookers are ALWAYS cops". Am I doing it wrong?