LUNCHTIME STRESS RELIEF
08.17.07Don't get me wrong, Summer Catch is an awful movie, but it does contain one scene that allows me to engage in a process that relieves the pent-up stress of the day. It's debatable whether this scene is better than Phoebe Cates emerging from the pool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High – the lovely Jessica may be hotter, but the lovely Phoebe removes her bikini top. Either way, I'm able to think clearly now. Well, clearly for a hungover Irishman:
Now I feel better. This movie does suck though, but hey, isn't that Freddie Prinze Jr.? I think I'll watch some Chico and The Man now. -KD
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What? No love for the scene of her mowing the lawn in a tank top?
And lets blame my knowledge of the is flick on, ummmmmmmm, lets say…..My little sister.
Apparently she's getting nude for her next movie. That's all I have to say.
What about Kathy Ireland in Unnecessary Roughness? There's another attractive woman as a tease in a sports movie…
JB is hotter, but the scene is abysmal otherwise: intentionally and obviously derivative, but grossly inferior due to lack of nudity. Only a twelve-year-old who hadn't seen Fast Times would think this good – everyone else is still waiting for the top to come off.
It's not even close to lunch over here. And I'm fat, and hungry, and sad.
@Hip-Hop: I think you meant to say Milhouse.
That scene's great because Jessica Biel's in it, and she's wet. That movie's great because it's one of the worst movies ever, but has Brittany Murphy playing her usual insane self, as well as Wilmer Valderrama! C'mon, gotta love Fes gettin' some MILF lovin'.
Not that I've seen Summer Catch more than once or anything…
Pauly, it's past lunch here and I'm still fat and hungry and sad.
PreSchool-
The only advice I have is to look for advice at the bottom of the can/bottle of your favorite beer/liquor
I am unable to comment on this film, as I do not make it a habit to watch gay porn.
You know what else was a funny sports movie? "A League of Their Own"
^ Leave Rosie O'Donnell alone. She is a handsome woman.
I like the part where Biel punches Freddie in the throat and breaks his trachea. I'm dreaming you say? Thanks for clearing that up, talking bear in a Gestapo uniform.