08.05.07 KOBE AND VANESSA BRYANT TO DIVORCE?

Via the wonderful SPORTSbyBROOKS (who is doing God's work by the way – where does he find those lovely ladies?), Media Take Out is reporting that Kobe and Vanessa Bryant are soon to be divorced:

We spoke with a person extremely close to Kobe Bryant, who claims that the 28 year old ball player is ready to put an end to his 6 year marriage. The insider tells MediaTakeOut.com, "They've been trying [to make things better] now for more than a year, but it's just not working out … Kobe's in the process of moving out [of their home] and both are ready to officially end things."

For all you ladies out there, note well Vanessa's modus operandi: stand by your hubby when he's accused of rape, graciously accept his apology accompanied with a $4 million diamond ring, divorce him a few years later.  Since the Bryants' had no prenuptial agreement, the 24-year-old Vanessa stands to receive half of $200 million.  Let me do the math in my head . . . that's $100 mill.  Vanessa gets lovelier every second, doesn't she?  Perhaps she'll need a blogger repairman when she moves to Wysteria Lane?  Knock on door.  Me: My work order says your blog needs some assistant editing?  Vanessa: (Sexily) Yes it does. The problem is in my bedroom.  95 second sex scene. 15 minute sex scene. 2.5 hour sex scene.  Post-coital embrace.  Vanessa: Would you consent to being my kept man?  Me: Zzzzz. -KD  

UPDATE: Or maybe they're not — have fun ogling more SbB girls.  Please notice that I added a question mark to the title, which affords me complete blogger immunity.