This may be the least idiotic thing Mike Patrick has ever said. It may even be on par with John Madden's Thanksgiving telecast when he said he couldn't wait to get home to his wife to stuff the bird. Unless it was in the cranberry bog, if you know what I'm talkin' about. And I think you do.
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Mike Patrick might be the coolest guy ever after saying that on the air. Munch that box !
The Box is the most tasty part of any Papa John's Pizza. Mmmm, Roughage!
If only they delivered Pap John's pizza in something called a cock.
"And by 'munch on the box', I mean 'lick her vagina.'"
Papa John's Pizza is always best with extra pubic hair.
Thank god for the Redskins Football Network and NFL Network in HD… or I would never have witnessed this great exchange first hand in glorious 1080i and 5.1 Surround Sound on my brand new 42 inch flat screen LCD.
I wonder if Thiesmann is only going to be on during the pre-season, or if NFL networks will pick him and Patrick up for their telecasts, perhaps keeping the Gumble-looking motherfucker off the air. Neither is satisfying, but at least Patrick puts some feeling into his play-by-play.
@ careless, I always ask for "no pubes" when I munch the box.
I'm not sure who said it last night, maybe Al Michaels, but when they came back from a commercial break they were talking about cankles.
I sort of had Theisman figured for the kind of guy who'd watch someone else munch on the box, and spend the whole time talking about how much better he did it before breaking his tongue.
(I also had him figured for the kind of guy who'd peek at your cock in the men's room, but that's a whole other story.)
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It was Michaels, i believe in an exchange with Madden. I thought I heard him say something like "She's got cankles". Either that or Madden's wearing shorts in the booth.
Someone needs to get on that. To the TiVo… umm someone who actually owns a TiVo.
"You're so pretty, I wanna kissyuuuu."
@289
Tee-Vo?
Keep a box in his mouth and Theismann is almost tollerable on tv.