
An arcade game in Japan called "Arm Spirit" that pits players against the machine in an arm wrestling battle has been recalled after three people suffered broken arms.
"We think that maybe some players get over-excited and twist their arms in an unnatural way," a spokesman said… "The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it."
Arm Spirit gamers advance through 10 levels, pitting their strength against a French maid, a drunken martial arts master and a Chihuahua dog before reaching the final challenge – a professional wrestler.
I would have thought the final challenge would be something like a school girl in a plaid skirt and pigtails. If the player can keep his arm engaged in wrestling and doesn't stop to masturbate, he wins.
While it's certainly unfortunate that everyone's fun has to be interrupted due to a couple of noodle-armed nancies, at least the popular subway-groping game is still available.
(Thanks to handsome and well-endowed readers Eric and J.E. Skeets)


When I reverse this hat, its like flippin a switch.
Some fight for money…Some fight for glory…He's fighting for his son's love.
Wasn't he fighting for a brand new "rig"?
Who would have ever thought Over the Top would be the origination of an actual useful quote?
"SECOND SUCKS!"
Also, "Lincoln Hawk" is the greatest name for a character in film history.
I tried the "Over The Top" move once when arm wrestling my friend. Needless to say, masterbation has never felt the same since.
@texas… for yourself or your friend?
"We think that maybe some players get over-excited and twist their arms in an unnatural way,". I've never twisted my arm in an unnatural way, I can not say the same about my penis.
I drive truck, break arms, and arm wrestle…It's what I love to do, it's what I do best.
I love seemingly get one post a month to Over-the-Top it up.
See, it makes me so excited it throws out all my of syntax and sentence composition skills!
Hopefully the thumb wrestling version fares better.
We think that maybe some players get over-excited and twist their arms in an unnatural way,"
That is why my hoes say when we "play" around a little to rough. Arm splints fix it every time though.
Over a few months of working at my last job, we had long debates over this movie. I believed that the movie was real, so did about 5 other people because we had seen it. Many other thought there was no way a movie, with that story, could ever be made.
Or job was THAT exciting.
The Japanese lack the masturbatory muscles that us Americans have to thrive in such events. It's science.
USA! USA! USA!
If the player can keep his arm engaged in wrestling and doesn't stop to masturbate, he wins.
How can you lose?!?
There are no losers in a masturbation contest.
There are no losers in a masturbation contest.
There is if you're playing Crackers.
Over the Top Not quite the cinematic Masterpiece that was, "Cobra"
We are the Future!!
/gunshots
No, You're history.
"I broke my arm beating my wife, doctor."
"Really?"
"I broke my arm beating my daughter?"
"You're sure?"
"I broke my arm selling crack to retards? All right, I broke my arm while arm wrestling a Japanese video game… happy now?"
cinematic Masterpiece that was, "Cobra"
Bad Guy "I'll blow up this whole store."
Cobra "I don't shop here."
Vincent Cobretti!
"We think that maybe some players get over-excited and stick there pecker's on the hand in an unnatural way," a spokesman said… "The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a gay man. Even women should be able to beat it."
You dam right a woman can beat it !!!! wooooo !!!