Note to Tokyo subway riders: maybe don't grope this one. I think she could probably even escape the wandering tentacles of octo-porn. But could she escape my charms? Not with this rapist wit.
Note to Tokyo subway riders: maybe don't grope this one. I think she could probably even escape the wandering tentacles of octo-porn. But could she escape my charms? Not with this rapist wit.
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What's with the emo overdub? There was never a more perfect moment to use J-pop in a compilation video!
Wow, I am strangely aroused……Wait, that was just the gust of wind coming through my window…
I've never been so turned on and so scared at the same time in my entire life. That was a badass compilation 'cept for the music, but I just turned the volume down on the vid and played my own.
These girls are clearly disrespectful to dirt.
Man, they take it really seriously when you try to not pay for your happy ending.
jpanther: a little bit of the BOW-CHAKA-BOW-WOW…I need to have that bite come up when my system turns on…It will let everybody know what type of work I am going to be doing….ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!
Chun Li is unimpressed.
This just goes to show you not all Asians are yammering, harmless midgets.
I'd say that watching Japanese women grapple isn't a turn-on, but then I'd have to punch myself in the face.
Watching sexy Japanese women fight each other is the new black.
That Jap Wizzer throw is hardly as effective as was portrayed in the video.
I'll let Yoko arm-bar my beef bayonet.
Hugh B. Brown: good ichiro reference.
Not with this rapist wit.
I think the word is "rapier". As in "Mike Tyson is rapier than most people."
That's not emo music, that's shitty punk.
There's a lot of great female fighters out there. Japan has a lot of girls who fight in SmackGirl.. and we have the one and only hottie Gina Carano :)
No offense to the Orientals, but Bill Parcell's thinks she should try more sneak attacks.
What's with all the red streamers at the beginning of the fights? Is that supposed to simulate the great Japanese tradition of Bukakke?
Given her job, her smile is warm and friendly to the point of creepy. Its like having your arm broken by Hello Kitty.
It's almost as if those opponents had no martial arts training at all…
I have never wanted more to be hit by a spinning back fist in my life.