Bearded cheerleader humper Clay Travis sent me this video of a three-year-old Georgia fan who already knows that "Gators wear jean shorts," the ultimate insult in SEC fandom.
Naturally, because it's the SEC, a flame war erupted between Gator and Dawg fans over a three-year-old's trash talk (click video screen to open up the comments page). History since 1990 is cited. History since 1950 is cited. Accusations of mullet- and cropped tee shirt-wearing are thrown about. And the child becomes a target of ridicule when one commenter claims he has a speech impediment, prompting this response: "I'm a speech therapist – the child has developmentally appropriate speech." Most importantly, at no point does anyone say, "Jesus Christ! It's just a three-year-old being cute." Because it's not just a three-year-old being cute. It's SEC football, and nothing in life matters more.
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Fuck the Gators.
Amen Camp. This little fucker is gonna end up being the house dumbfuck of whatever community college dorm he goes to.
"Universities use BOOKS! State schools are for fags! Universities use BOOKS!"
Then looks to his "buddies" to see if they still laugh at it for the 700th time.
As long as that kid doesn't wear a longhorns shirt in an Oklahoma City bar he should be o.k.
In defense of the kid, he is right. I've seen several Gators wear jean shorts.
@ UU: I'll wear my Longhorn shirt where I want! An Oklahoma City bar? Oh, I don't hang out in gay bars.
I'm calling bullshit. While he's got the telltale signs of a UGA fan (eyes too close together, vapid stare, etc.), I think his diction is a little too good.
@TEXAS, did you see the story I was trying to refer to ? If not check this out:
[deadspin.com]
Bulldogs shit their pants.
Go Gators.
I've said it once, and I'll say it again – little kids creep me the fuck out. By the end of that video, it's like he's possessed by some sort of goblin.
You act like people would let you into a Gay bar wearing a Longhorn shirt.
Gay people hate like Longhorn fans as much as we heteros do.
Go Sooners.
@ UU: Doesn't surprise me at all…Oklahomans just love balls.
Aren't Florida and Georgia basically the same place?
Florida and Georgia fans are nearly indistinguishable.
The only real difference is that Gator Fans wear Oakleys.
that is correct, everything north of Orlando is South Georgia. Knowing that makes all this even more peculiar
He definitely said buttfucker.
"Florida is in Georgia, dumbass" Idiocracy
Florida and Georgia fans are the same except for the different colors of Thermacolor shirts worn.
they both love wearin skidz pants of their chosen teams
It's funny because it's true. Fuck Florida.