GQ THINKS QUARTERBACKS ARE SEXY
08.23.07
GQ, the magazine for closeted gay men who aren't quite ready for the leap of gayness that is Men's Health, features several of the NFL's most talented young quarterbacks, plus Ben Roethlisberger, in this month's issue.
There's too much goodness for me to delve into details, so expect a more thorough breakdown from me at Kissing Suzy Kolber tomorrow. In the meantime, you deserve to see Browns QB James Dean Brady Quinn, plus JaMarcus Russell in a coat he borrowed from Vin Diesel in XXX. Matt Leinart only did the shoot because he got to keep the model.
In a related story, be sure to look for Trent Green's favorite places to eat a 5 a.m. breakfast in next month's AARP Magazine.
(Big ups: J.E. Skeets)
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Other QB headlining magazines?
David Carr- Highlights For Children
Vinny Testaverde- Prehistoric Times
Jeff Garcia- Out
Jared Zabransky- Archie Comics
Grossman will be on the cover of Guns and Ammo next month, naked and holding his Sex Cannon.
Careless–oh word. You know Ookie is rolling with Cruella de Ville right about now.
Why does the pic of Big Ben make it look like a scene from Sin City? I believe he's checking the rearview mirror for Mickey Rourke.
Oh Jamarcus…I cheered for you at the draft. I did. I was please with the pick. Now? Well, now, not so much. Why do you hurt me?
… aaaaaaaaaaand the feelings got hurt.
On topic, I appreciate how they have brady in a diner with all dudes and his hair did. They didnt even set up a shoot, they just hit him up and he told them to come over, he was having breakfast and looking fabulous. I'm sayin he's gay. where was I going with this?
So is Brady Quinn auditioning for the Cleveland fabulous & proud theater company rendition of "Streetcar named desire"? Funny, because I had him figured for more of a Stella than a Stanley…
"wigger"
What the fuck is that? True class from a steeler fan, undoubtedly born and raised in Pittsburgh. I mean really who uses that term anymore, nowadays the term is "Corny-ass white boy". Get it straight.
Thank you Texas. I'll be keeping that statement for use around Week 6 or 7.
Trent Green has invested heavily in some Just For Men hair coloring since moving to Miami.
"Jamarcus, can you please put Mr. Culpepper's clothes back in the suitcase and load his luggage into the private jet?"
- Punch Rockgroin
Yeah, they only appear in women's mags. http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=3334
This is soooo wrong!! You don't see SOCCER dudes doing this shit do yah? I am starting to respect soccer players more, not just for the ass they get, but because they stay away from FAG MAGS.
And I'm as close to being an NFL quarterback as Russell.
Maybe Russell could get on the fucking field instead of livin' tha gansta life. Two words for this piece of shit.
Akili Smith
Clearly, the dress codes are lax in Cleveland-area gay diners. I mean, even Drew Carey's wearing flannel in the background!
Leinhart is getting into season form here… this is the position he'll probably be in most of the time.
AAAAHAHAHAH Quinn looks like a Mongoloid.
Where'd Russell get the money for that jet and that coat? The Raiders haven't paid him.
Are all of Leinart's women nursing? Because those breasts are filled with something.
Where's the photo with Mike Vick in the puppy-skin trench coat?
Morrisey fans love Brady Quinn..
The Sex Cannon is not impressed.
I hate that wigger so much.
And I'm a Steelers fan!