The LA Galaxy lost to Mexico's Pachuca in the $1 million Superliga final last night on penalty kicks, and — even worse — lost David Beckham to a sprained knee when he and an opponent tried to kick the ball at the same time. Despite a bicycle kick goal in stoppage time to tie the game, the Galaxy fell apart thanks to an own-goal from Peter Vagenas (heh) and Landon Donovan's meek tap of a failed PK. Strange, Landycakes is usually so reliable in pressure situations. FanHaus recaps the carnage:
The Galaxy's 2007 embarassment is now complete. The club will win no trophies and see no postseason action, Beckham now has injuries to his left ankle and right knee, and the rest of the team needs a complete overhaul.
So they've got that going for them.
Too bad he didn't injure his penis. I bet Victoria could heal the shit out of it. I still think she's a sexy cyborg sent from the future to save mankind from ugliness.
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With all the money this fucker has, can't he just buy a new leg or something? So soccer season is over? When did it start?
You're lucky to escape Mexico's Pachucha with only a sprained knee. I heard that thing will suck out all your blood and leave you by the side of the road.
I'm surprised he hasn't gotten a sprained wrist playing with Posh's funbags.
Even though he is my favorite US player I will now forever call him Landycakes.
Dammit, he's doing more harm than good at this point. Chuatemoc Blanco is kicking ass for the Fire though. What ever happend to the magical World Cup Spray?
Is it safe to say that Landon Donovan is the Alex Rodriguez of Soccer? I mean they play great in the regular season and pull choke jobs on big stages. The only difference is that ARod likes his strippers with a
penisgoatee.TEXAS, that's not totally off, but at least A-Rod is trying to play at the big stage — Donovan is enough of a wuss to avoid playing on the biggest stages in European leagues. (Not that any of them would want him now.)
So Peter Vagenas is a threat to score for either team? Go figure.
So they've got that going for them.
Which is nice.
I think it's important to play your best players in NON League games and get them tired and banged up. I mean league games don't matter….much. Well not when your team is at the level of suck that the Galaxy have achieved.
There are 10 kids on our high school team that play better defense that any Galaxy player.
Jesus, is this guy ever <i>not</b> injured? Maybe he needs to drink more milk. His wife's breasts are likely chock full of lactatey goodness.
cocksucking italics ligatures..
@Careless: more like chock full of silicone
Lactatey Goodness? I think he might actually get severe silicone poisoning if he even tried. God knows those breasts would be toxic if she ever tried to breast feed a child on those rocks.
Creless, just use the Italics button at the bottom of your comment box. can't be that tough.
Creless = Careless
For some reason I can't use any of the text features in the comment box. Cocksucking iMac computer..
Wow Careless, that's a lot of cocksucking.
Overpaid star player injured yet again. His team loses whether he's on the field or not.
Is "David Beckham" a code name for Kerry Wood?
Landycakes also missed a header on a perfect pass from Goldenballs in the first half. The guy should just stay home.
Careless…that's probably 'cause you're using Safari. It works in Firefox. Also, if David needs someone to help him with injuries to any of his "legs" I'm available. As long as he promises not to speak–his womanly voice would make it hard for me to orga–er, heal him.
Careless…that's probably 'cause you're using Safari. It works in Firefox. Also, if David needs someone to help him with injuries to any of his "legs" I'm available. As long as he promises not to speak–his womanly voice would make it hard for me to orga–er, heal him.
Careless…that's probably 'cause you're using Safari. It works in Firefox. Also, if David needs someone to help him with injuries to any of his "legs" I'm available. As long as he promises not to speak–his womanly voice would make it hard for me to orga–er, heal him.
I'll be happy to provide any and all computer advice whilst simultaneously proving that I, clearly, can't use them correctly.
People that watch soccer are here for the boners.
I'm waiting for the day that Landycakes decides to leave his bleeding vagina at home, and come to play with the big boys
>Strange, Landycakes is usually so reliable in pressure situations.
I know Donovan has the ability to wet himself publicly but Beckham brings this to a new level.