David Beckham started his first game for the LA Galaxy at home against DC United yesterday, and the Overexposed One — oft-maligned for not playing while recovering from injuries to both ankles — for once did not disappoint, scoring on a free kick in the 27th minute in which he "bent it like a banana." He also assisted Landon Donovan's breakaway goal in the 47th minute, leading LandyCakes perfectly for what would be the deciding goal in a 2-0 victory in the SuperLiga semifinals.
Fans cheered and women screamed as Beckham prepared to take a 26-yard free kick. After he connected inside the left post, he was mobbed by teammates.
Man, it's just so nice to see a true underdog like David Beckham find success after such a long, hard road. You don't really expect an under-the-radar guy like him to be adored by both teammates and women, but that just makes it more heartwarming. Kinda like Rudy, if Rudy were sexy and rich and famous and named captain of the team before he ever played a game for Notre Dame.

Mmmmm…he's pretty.
sexiest free kick ever.
If this guy didn't have a hot wife he'd be just another weenie soccer player.
Fans cheered and women screamed….
So… i'm guessing because they didn't state "fans cheered and screamed" that it's pretty obvious that women aren't fans. Well done ESPN…
Even though this guy has a hot wife, he's just another weinie soccer player.
There ya go.
Do they actually call him LandyCakes?
He clearly showed even past his prime he's still the best player in that sorry league. I just don't get why he's with Skeletor. Dude could be tapping every hot ass in L.A., of course he still could be i suppose.
Unless she's a beard, skinfan.
Fans cheered and women screamed….
Isn't ESPN being a little generous here by using the plural to describe the number of paying attendants at any given soccer game?
Is it just me, or do you really want to move with David to Vermont and open a bed and breakfast? I’ll bake muffins, he’ll change the linens, and in the evening we’ll sit under the stars and just really TALK.
I mean, uh, Victoria sure has a nice rack.
I gotta go.
Fans cheered and women screamed….
Sounds like a day in the life of John Holmes…
SPEAKING OF SORRY LEAGUES, HOW's THE NBA?
Chocolate Rain…
It makes me laugh that people claim to hate on the MLS cause its an "inferior league" which is silly cause everyone still thinks we're number 1 in everything.
Who the hell is David Beckham?
I love that when he was subbed out, it was for a guy named Vagenas.
Today's Chinaski Fast Fact: I am related to Rudy through marriage.
It's about time The Becks earns his $714k per game
Even in a D level league, this game showed that he is still an average midfielder.
I wonder if they could just change the rules and allow him to come on like a field goal kicker to take his kicks and then go back to the bench until the next shot.
Yay! He finally did something on a meaningless team in a meaningless "Super" League, now all he has to do is score a spot-kick during an MLS game and hopefully, just hopefully the US of A can put behind talking about this highly overrated futbol player who was never even the best player on his England teams and is only good when play is stopped, amen.
I thought the perception was MLS is a sorry league because it involved soccer.
Fuck a Rudy. Football without roids is bullshit.
Fans cheered and women screamed….
Sounds like a day in the life of Elijah Dukes.
There were, in fact, women screaming. By the second half, Telemundo had pretty much given up on DC United deciding not to just bend over and show the Galaxy their smooth pretty asses, and started focusing on every set of breasts in the crowd.
Becks actually putting the kick into the goal would've been a lot harder if United had decided to play defense on the kick. United keeper Troy Perkins went the wrong way–behind the wall and to his left, against the notoriously right-footed, notorious hooker Beckham, and there was no United defender minding the other side of the goal.
Oops. I'm giving a shit about my home team. Totally my bad, dudes.