08.31.07 CLEVELAND HAS REALLY SEXY DANCERS

I'm confused. There's only one visible set of ass antlers.

Which one will Bron' impale first? Only time will tell…

#68 is strictly for all those Carl Lewis types.

The sad part is, #68 is actually the 68th hottest female in Cleveland

Um, #68? Auditions for the Dawg Pound cheering section aren't until tomorrow.

This is why we all want to move to The Cleve. Flag degradation and lunch with Little Richard.

Degradation, desecration. Whatever.

Fucking A, 38–no shirt + no shoes = no dice.

Isn't #68 desecrating your flag? If she isn't then the dry cleaners will be because only the cleansing power of fire my remove the stench of hopelessness from that garment.

#70:

And, Jazz hands, jazz hands, step, step, Jazz Hands! 

my = may. such was my futile haste do get the flag desecration in first.

You got "cleansing power of fire" and "stench of hopelessness" first, so +1.

#83's camel toe, come to Butthead.

HAHAHA… nice job 289!

wait.. wut?

I was going to go with a jazz and hands variant but that might imply i was some sort of chronic masturbator which couldn't be further from the truth. I'm really rather good at it.

Fucking dance tights…So much additional work….I prefer the tear off method….Or cut off if I am short on time….

This totally makes up for the Cougar-Cheerleading Fantasy show debachkle yesterday.

I'll take #83 and the shock that there are some attractive women in Cleveland.

I think LeBron is trying out too (see background of last picture).

The girl in the 5th picture is making the same face my wife does during sex.

And number 48 is hot as hell.

Now lemme get this straight, I really dislike the Miami Heat and think they suck, but Cleveland has got nothing on their finest.

HHY, that is the face she makes.

83 & 38

both redheads, both hot, both I just had sex with (they just dont know it yet)

Yeah, #83's shorts are so tight, i can hardly breathe*. I may have to loosen my bow tie.

* i think Benny Hill was the last person to use that line, god bless him. 

I hate you, Tim.

Well played.

I'm pretty sure these are free agents from other markets. I've been to Cleveland and about the only thing i wanted to get fuckin' was out of there.